Members MsAnn Posted August 11, 2015 Members Share Posted August 11, 2015 Autonomous vehicles got nothing on this autonomous poop-scooper! Well of course the robot works well in the laboratory, when all the poop is the size of an oatmeal raisin cookie. but out in the real world...... Where's that robot now? AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 11, 2015 Author Share Posted August 11, 2015 Well of course the robot works well in the laboratory, when all the poop is the size of an oatmeal raisin cookie. but out in the real world...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1IhWpfg57_Y Where's that robot now? LMAO (as it were! ) Any of us who've ever had a doggie knows about that. MsAnn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lookin Posted August 11, 2015 Members Share Posted August 11, 2015 The Ultimate Farting Machine (Don't try the last one at home. ) MsAnn and AdamSmith 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsAnn Posted August 11, 2015 Members Share Posted August 11, 2015 The Ultimate Farting Machine (Don't try the last one at home. ) Not that I actually went through all of them or anything....BUT...my favorite is 'Skid Marks' lookin and AdamSmith 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 15, 2015 Author Share Posted August 15, 2015 Real news story! Dublin Airport seizes toddler's toy Minion Fart Blaster http://m.nydailynews.com/news/world/dublin-airport-seizes-toddler-toy-minion-fart-blaster-article-1.2327031 MsAnn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members MsAnn Posted October 3, 2015 Members Share Posted October 3, 2015 Here ya go Mr. Smith... You can thank me later. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/richard-clem-fired-for-farting-too-much-at-work-lawsuit_560ee6e7e4b0af3706e0d0c9?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592 Pennsylvania Man Allegedly Fired For Farting Too Much At Work "Flatulence and farting is the sexy part of the story." David Moye Reporter, The Huffington Post Richard Clem is in a stinky situation: His wife filed a lawsuit last month against their former employer who allegedly fired him for farting too much. The 70-year-old man and his wife, Louann, both worked at Case Pork Roll Company of Trenton, New Jersey. He was fired in February, 2014, for his supposed flatulence, according to court documents. Louann Clem claims in a court filing that her husband's termination was a violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act. Richard Clem supports the lawsuit and is taking legal action on his own through the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. "When the suit was filed, I din't know it would go viral," Clem told The Huffington Post. "I was very surprised." Richard Clem started working at Case Pork Roll in 2004 as a comptroller and believes he did a good job. "I brought them into the 21st century," he said proudly. At the time of his hire, Clem weighed about 420 pounds, but underwent gastric bypass surgery in October 2010, to get rid of his own porky belly. Clem lost about 120 pounds before gaining back 10. He's also suffered some embarrassing side effects, including "extreme gas and uncontrollable diarrhea." In 2013, Clem’s symptoms worsened, which caused “significant disruption in the workplace,” according to the suit. Louann Clem, who began her job at Case Pork Roll in 2008, said company president Thomas Dolan repeatedly griped about her husband's gassy problem. The suit alleges Dolan made Richard Clem work at home and said things like, "We cannot run an office and have visitors with the order in the office," and "Tell Rich we are having complaints from people who have problems with the odors." Richard Clem was fired from Case Pork Roll on February 28, 2014, Louann Clem quit the same day “because of the harassment and discrimination her husband faced as a result of his disability and the resulting symptoms,” according to NJ1015.com. The Clems' lawyer, David Koller, said his client's gastrointestinal disorders may be getting headlines, but aren't the key part of the case. "Flatulence and farting is the sexy part of the story, but my client suffers from obesity, which is covered by the Americans with Disabilities Act," Koller told The Huffington Post. Louann Clem is seeking damages from Case Pork Roll that include pain and suffering, compensatory damages and punitive damages. Richard Clem also wants company employees to go through training programs that will prevent future incidents from occurring. "I'm speaking up for people who are overweight," he said. "Does being obese mean you can't do a good job? Of course not!" READ THE LAWSUIT: http://www.scribd.com/doc/283457389/Lawsuit-over-farts-firing AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted October 3, 2015 Author Share Posted October 3, 2015 Check is in the mail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted October 26, 2015 Author Share Posted October 26, 2015 ...ain't it the truth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted October 29, 2015 Author Share Posted October 29, 2015 Serious article despite the oddball headline. Our philosophical attitude towards poo needs to change Dung is vital to life on Earth. The mass extinction of large mammals -- and our squeamishness at our own bodily functions -- is an environmental tragedy http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/oct/28/attitudes-poo-life-on-earth-mass-extinction-bodily-functions MsAnn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted October 31, 2015 Author Share Posted October 31, 2015 Just because! MsAnn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted November 1, 2015 Author Share Posted November 1, 2015 Technical correction. Isn't that better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsGuy Posted November 1, 2015 Members Share Posted November 1, 2015 Mmmm... Scoop it up and save it for soup stock. AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted November 1, 2015 Author Share Posted November 1, 2015 Mmmm... Scoop it up and save it for soup stock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsAnn Posted November 5, 2015 Members Share Posted November 5, 2015 The more you know... http://www.wikihow.com/Pick-Up-Dog-Poop AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted November 5, 2015 Author Share Posted November 5, 2015 The more you know... http://www.wikihow.com/Pick-Up-Dog-Poop And from the same source! How to Use a Bidet How to Make Your Vagina Smell Good MsAnn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsAnn Posted November 5, 2015 Members Share Posted November 5, 2015 And from the same source! How to Make Your Vagina Smell Good "Vagina"? AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted November 5, 2015 Author Share Posted November 5, 2015 "Vagina"? Words and phrases that rhyme with vagina: (42 results) 2 syllables: china, dinah, fina, krajina, lynna, myna, vajna 3 syllables: alvina, angina, bone china, erwina, hill myna, jasmina, kalina, medina, red china 4 syllables: carolina, cochin china, crackle china, crested myna, indochina, jacobina, josephina, karolina, mainland china, rose of china, rukavina, willamina 5 syllables: communist china, french indochina, great wall of china, north carolina, south carolina, vincent's angina 6 syllables: nationalist china, republic of china 7 syllables: capital of red china, nina from carolina 8 syllables: people's republic of china 9 syllables: capital of north carolina, capital of south carolina 10 syllables: capital of nationalist china http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=vagina&typeofrhyme=perfect&loc=moreideas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted November 5, 2015 Author Share Posted November 5, 2015 Continuing our temporary (and very slight!) detour from the fart zone... MsAnn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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