AdamSmith Posted March 13, 2015 Author Share Posted March 13, 2015 The intellectual appreciation for Poop http://www.poopreport.com/ I had completely forgotten about that site! Oh boy oh boy oh boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted April 2, 2015 Author Share Posted April 2, 2015 Inflatable Colons Now Available through the Colon Cancer Alliance Make a huge impact at your next event with your very own inflatable colon! An excellent educational tool and attention-getter, the inflatable colon features various stages of disease with explanations of the following: Normal colon tissue Crohn’s Disease Polyp Malignant polyp Colon cancer Advanced colon cancer Inflatable colons are available in three sizes – mini, medium and giant. All three inflatable colon sizes are available for purchase. Medium colon is now available for rent. Interested in renting the colon? Check out our availability calendar to see if your preferred dates are available. Mini Colon 4' tall, 6' wide Includes blower, tethers, four customizable illnesses with signs, repair kit and storage bag Made from flame retardant 8.5 oz. vinyl-coated nylon Two year warranty on materials and workmanship Purchase for $3,500 Medium Colon 12’ tall,12’ wide, 10’ long Includes blower, tethers, storage bag Made from flame retardant 8.5 oz. vinyl-coated nylon Purchase for $5,250Rent for $3,000 Giant Walk-Through Colon 10’ tall, 13’ wide, 20’ long Includes blower, tethers, installation hardware, repair kit and storage bag Made from flame retardant 8.5 oz. vinyl-coated nylon Two year warranty on materials and workmanship Purchase for $7,000 Still have questions about how rentals work? Check out our Colon Rental FAQ page. For more information about renting or purchasing, please fill out this survey. http://www.ccalliance.org/colon/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lookin Posted April 2, 2015 Members Share Posted April 2, 2015 A malignant polyp, said Paul,Would look great all blown up at the mall.And in spite of some folksWho may make tasteless jokesWe could offer free selfies to all! AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted April 22, 2015 Author Share Posted April 22, 2015 Canadians top the world in smiling poop emoji use, report finds Canadian emoji users found to be twice as raunchy and violent as the rest of the worldBy Lauren O'Neil, CBC News Posted: Apr 22, 2015 1:57 PM ET Last Updated: Apr 22, 2015 4:08 PM ET Canadians are the biggest smiling poop emoji fans in the world, according to an international report on emoji use by country. (Shutterstock / Artgraphixel / emojidictionary.com) A new report on the popularity of specific emojis by country reveals that Canadians may not be quite as polite as our reputation suggests. In fact, we're twice as likely to use "raunchy" emojis in personal communications than residents of any other country — and our rates of "violent" emoji usage are the highest in the entire world, at more than double the average. We also like the smiling poop emoji. A lot. Popular among smartphone users worldwide, the "smiling poop emoji" has inspired everything from housewares and jewelery to lengthy thinkpieces about its origin in recent years. (emojidictionary.com) These are but a few of the insights gleaned from a comprehensive international mobile language report published on Tuesday by SwiftKey, a British technology firm that develops smartphone keyboard software. In its 18 page "emoji report," SwiftKey analyzed more than one billion pieces of emoji data from 16 different regions and languages across the world sent between October 2014 and January 2015. Researchers broke the more than 800 emojis available on the Unicode standard keyboard into 60 different categories and then analyzed rates of use to determine "language leaders" for each category. The report's "findings of note" section indicates that when it comes to romance, French speakers lead the pack by using four times as many heart emojis as speakers of any other language. Australians were found to use the most alcohol and drug emojis, Arabic speakers love flowers and plants, and Americans hold the top spot in a "random assortment of emoji & categories, including skulls, birthday cake, fire, tech, LGBT, meat and female-oriented emoji." Emoji use in Canada According to Canadian emoji use, ours is the land of guns, eggplants and smiling poop. "Canada scores highest for interests some might consider more 'American', including guns & violent emoji (1.52% vs .97% avg), money (.47% vs .25% avg) and raunchy humour (.28% vs .14% avg)," the report reads. Under the "raunchy" category, SwiftKey lists such emojis as banana, raised fist, eggplant, peach, cherries and the Cancer astrological symbol. Canada uses the poop, gun and money emojis more than any other English-speaking country analyzed for SwiftKey's newly-released "emoji report." (SwiftKey) Canadian English speakers are also the "most violent in their emoji usage (1.52%), which is more than 50% higher than the average" and partial to gun, knife, punching fist, fire, explosion, skull and bomb emojis according to the report. Judging by the internet's reaction, however, SwiftKey's most significant finding relates to the infamous "smiling pile of poop" emoji. "Funny emoji (farts and poop) are used by Malaysian speakers at nearly double the average rate," the report notes, though "most of Malay's win comes from the fart emoji... Canadians use the poop emoji most." SwiftKey provides no hypothesis as to why this may be, but reaction to the news on Twitter shows that many Canadians do indeed love the poop emoji — and are proud to be leading the world in this area. http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/canadians-top-the-world-in-smiling-poop-emoji-use-report-finds-1.3043143 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted May 7, 2015 Author Share Posted May 7, 2015 Doody Golem A doody golem is a man-like creature composed entirely of human feces. He or she is molded to look like a human. Unlike normal golems, a doody golem is much harder to destroy requiring a high concentration of fiber to solidify the monster in its place before smashing it into pieces. "Yankele, your doody golem is destroying our entire village!" "And what would you have me do, destroy it?" "That, and stop making living beings out of your own fecal matter!" http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Doody+Golem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members lookin Posted May 27, 2015 Members Share Posted May 27, 2015 Well, I'll nominate number eleven (at 1:14 in the video below), courtesy of nonagenarian Iris Apfel, who's featured in Albert Maysles' new film, Iris. I've been waffling about seeing it but am now convinced it should be a gas. AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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