Members Suckrates Posted June 20, 2015 Members Posted June 20, 2015 Speaking of hito, I hope she and her BF (and their Crocs are doing well ??? Quote
AdamSmith Posted June 20, 2015 Author Posted June 20, 2015 Speaking of hito, I hope she and her BF (and their Crocs are doing well ??? It remains a mystery. hito seems to have ridden off into the sunset... Quote
Members Suckrates Posted June 20, 2015 Members Posted June 20, 2015 It remains a mystery. hito seems to have ridden off into the sunset... Or captured by Cannabals and ended up a delicious Stir-fry ? AdamSmith 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted July 7, 2015 Author Posted July 7, 2015 Here’s Why Your Poop Habits Get All Messed Up When You Travel Pooping? No way! You’re on vacation, and so is your butt. http://www.buzzfeed.com/carolynkylstra/vacation-poop Quote
Members MsGuy Posted July 10, 2015 Members Posted July 10, 2015 Dear Adam, N.hemsleyana is a pitcher plant after your own heart! Sincerely yours, Chance AdamSmith 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted July 10, 2015 Author Posted July 10, 2015 Dear Adam, N.hemsleyana is a pitcher plant after your own heart! Sincerely yours, Chance Chance! Thank you. I love it. Your link doesn't work for me but I found your plant by name in Wikipedia. ...Nepenthes hemsleyana appears to rely on different prey trapping strategies as compared to N. rafflesiana. Unlike the latter, the upper pitchers of N. hemsleyana have an expanded waxy zone and watery, less viscoelastic pitcher fluid.[2][15] They also appear to lack UV patterns and produce less nectar and odour attractants.[2][15] Hardwicke's woolly bats (Kerivoula hardwickii) commonly roost in the upper pitchers of N. hemsleyana.[2][16][17][18] This relationship appears to be mutualistic, with the plant providing shelter for the bats and in return receiving additional nitrogen input in the form of faeces. It has been estimated that the plant derives 33.8% of its total foliar nitrogen from the animals' droppings. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nepenthes_hemsleyana P.S. Aren't you glad there aren't any of these in the Great Smoky Mountains? Hope IP is keeping you out of trouble. Quote
AdamSmith Posted July 10, 2015 Author Posted July 10, 2015 How the Greeks must feel along about now... Quote
Members MsGuy Posted July 24, 2015 Members Posted July 24, 2015 Damn, AS, I'm still laughing. AdamSmith 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted July 24, 2015 Author Posted July 24, 2015 That was from here: https://www.facebook.com/classicalartmemes?fref=photo Quote
AdamSmith Posted August 4, 2015 Author Posted August 4, 2015 https://www.pinterest.com/awestomy/ostomy-and-ibd-humor/ MsAnn 1 Quote
Members MsAnn Posted August 4, 2015 Members Posted August 4, 2015 https://www.pinterest.com/awestomy/ostomy-and-ibd-humor/ Quite the tease Mr. Smith....Seriously, I have to sign up just to have a good laugh? I call bull-shit. Quote
AdamSmith Posted August 4, 2015 Author Posted August 4, 2015 Quite the tease Mr. Smith....Seriously, I have to sign up just to have a good laugh? I call bull-shit. ??? Just click the link and all the content should show -- no sign-up required as far as I can see. P.S. Yes, one click displays all the content on my Windows 8.1 laptop and my iPhone both without any 'sign-up' or other rigamarole! Quote
AdamSmith Posted August 5, 2015 Author Posted August 5, 2015 RECTAL JUICES IN THE OFFICE March 23, 2015 / MR. T You look at the clock. Three hours past noon. You feel as if you could blast to the moon. Straight from your rectum. You can already detect 'em. The browns, waiting to tell you, you're incorrectum. Four o'clock now, you look at the bathroom. No one's in there, but you look at your chatroom. Your boss is online. He asks what you're doing. Little does he know you'll shortly be pooing. Four fifty five! Just five more minutes! But your sphincter can't stop you. Your poop's 90,000 carats! The turds come blasting! It seems everlasting! Maybe you really just should have been fasting. Nine o'clock the next day. Your boss says, "no way you get pay." "Until you clean up what you did yesterday." You go get the scrub. You feel like a chub. Then you get some well needed time in the tub. --Fresh Shrek the Rectified http://www.poopiepoems.com/poetry/2015/3/23/rectal-juices-in-the-office MsAnn 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted August 5, 2015 Author Posted August 5, 2015 ...The foregoing from: POOPIE POEMS The Largest Collection of Poo Poetry on the Web! http://www.poopiepoems.com Quote
AdamSmith Posted August 5, 2015 Author Posted August 5, 2015 As if that weren't enough! Flatulence Solutions ...a web site dedicated to Farts and Flatulence -- Dealing with Excess Gas http://www.flatulencesolutions.com MsAnn 1 Quote
Members MsAnn Posted August 5, 2015 Members Posted August 5, 2015 As if that weren't enough! Flatulence Solutions ...a web site dedicated to Farts and Flatulence -- Dealing with Excess Gas http://www.flatulencesolutions.com Flatulence...My humble contribution. If it's been posted before, just ignore. AdamSmith 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted August 5, 2015 Author Posted August 5, 2015 Flatulence...My humble contribution. If it's been posted before, just ignore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=B52L95xRYFs Never before! But even if it had been, I wouldn't turn my nose up at it. Quote
AdamSmith Posted August 11, 2015 Author Posted August 11, 2015 Autonomous vehicles got nothing on this autonomous poop-scooper! MsAnn 1 Quote
