How to eat: biscuits

[AdamSmith]

Forget mass government espionage -- here's what The Guardian knows is really important:

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2013/oct/24/how-to-eat-biscuits

[RA1]

Just don't ask for crackers with your soup or salad in merry old. They will have to confer to decide what it is you really want and then say something like, oh, you want crisps?

And, of course, if you are in a proper bar that realizes that Americans drink too, then when you order a "proper" drink, they will ask/state, you want ice with that, don't you? The answer is, of course, thank you very much. After all, we want ice served with ice, do we not? And, certainly with any other beverage, short of beer, which must be consumed "English style" at room temperature, which is, after all, not 70 or 80 degrees as in the US, but about 40 or so, the average temperature of your average English hotel room.

Best regards,

RA1

[AdamSmith]

about 40 or so, the average temperature of your average English hotel room.

LOL. Further I believe English hotel accommodations must be outfitted with a diabolical ammonia-cooling system or some such that chills the toilet seats another 15 degrees or so.

[Guest Hoover42]

I'm sorry, but all that text is confusing. It might be a bit clearer if we could have a video of a hot escort demonstrating the proper biscuit-eating technique--preferably shot in HD.

[AdamSmith]

Yes! And those 2 straight but oh so cute British lads who make all those great funny videos would be perfect.

[Guest NCBored]

I prefer mine with gravy!

[RA1]

_{Your escorts or your biscuits?}

_{Usually, the escorts make "gravy", do they not?}

_{Best regards,}

_RA1

[AdamSmith]

Certainly when it passes from our wallet to theirs.