TotallyOz Posted July 20, 2013 Posted July 20, 2013 Great clip from The Daily Show. http://www.nymiddlefingertx.com/ JKane and flipao 2 Quote
Members Suckrates Posted July 20, 2013 Members Posted July 20, 2013 Since I heard that "Everythings BIGGER in Texas"...... I Like it flipao 1 Quote
Guest hitoallusa Posted July 20, 2013 Posted July 20, 2013 Oh my too many bad words in the clip. I don't like when people use bad words. Quote
Members Suckrates Posted July 20, 2013 Members Posted July 20, 2013 Oh my too many bad words in the clip. I don't like when people use bad words. hito, that's FUCKIN ridiculous ! Quote
TotallyOz Posted July 20, 2013 Author Posted July 20, 2013 Oh my too many bad words in the clip. I don't like when people use bad words. Well, I guess I much prefer to experience the bad words myself. Esp when someone says to me: Fuck you. I always say, "OK. Your place or mine." flipao and AdamSmith 2 Quote
AdamSmith Posted July 20, 2013 Posted July 20, 2013 Or as in our recent cartoon here: If someone says "You suck," just answer "Not for free." TotallyOz and flipao 2 Quote
AdamSmith Posted July 20, 2013 Posted July 20, 2013 I don't like when people use bad words. Monty Python's Flying Circus - "Are You Embarrassed Easily?" The Players: Eric Idle - First Announcer;Michael Palin - Dr Karl Gruber; John Cleese - Assistant; Carol Cleveland - Lady in Restaurant; Graham Chapman - Second Announcer; John Cleese - Alan Hutchinson; The Scene: Soft introduction music plays... FIRST ANNOUNCER: Are you embarrassed easily? I am. But it's nothing to worry about; it's all part of growing up and being British. This course is designed to eliminate embarrassment, to enable you to talk freely about rude objects, to look at awkward and embarrassing things and to point at people's privates. The course has been designed by Dr Karl Gruber of the Institute of Going a Bit Red in Helsinki. Here he himself introduces the course. DR KARL GRUBER: Hello! My name is Karl Gruber. Thank you for inviting me into your home. My method is the result of six years work here at the institute in which subjects were exposed to simulated embarrassment predicaments over a prolonged fart - PERIOD! - TIME!! [farts] Sorry. Lesson one: Words. Do any of these words [farts] embarrass you? ASSISTANT: "Shoe" ..... "Megaphone" ..... "Grunties". DR KARL GRUBER: Now let's go on to something ruder. ASSISTANT: "Wankel Rotary Engine". DR KARL GRUBER: Now lesson two: noises. Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like "tits", "winkle" and "vibraphone" cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds. Listen to this if you can: [embarrassing noise] DR KARL GRUBER: How do you rate your embarrassment response? (a) High ( Hello © Good evening. If ©, you are loosening up and will soon be ready for this: [embarrassing noise] DR KARL GRUBER: Well, how did you rate? (a) Embarrassed ( Hello © Good evening. Now lesson three, in which these rude and dirty sounds are combined with smutty visual suggestions into an embarrassment simulation situation [fart]. You are the waiter at this table: LADY IN RESTAURANT: [Charles, I've got something to show you ..... embarrassing noise] DR KARL GRUBER: Score (5) for no embarrassment, score (3) for slight embarrassment, and (1) for ..... SECOND ANNOUNCER: Good evening. A Book at Bedtime. Alan Hutchinson reads another extract from a series of bedside books. ALAN HUTCHINSON: Number 32. The lady lies with her left leg planted firmly on the ground and the right hand waiting. The gentleman with the melon switches on the battery and places his left thigh on the edge of the swivel table, keeping the neck of the ..... (fades out to music) Quote
Members Suckrates Posted July 20, 2013 Members Posted July 20, 2013 Or as in our recent cartoon here: If someone says "You suck," just answer "Not for free." when they say "you suck" to ME, i reply, "only if you had a BIG cock, and you DONT".... flipao, TotallyOz and AdamSmith 3 Quote
AdamSmith Posted July 20, 2013 Posted July 20, 2013 Oh my too many bad words P.S. Now I know what to get you for Christmas... TotallyOz and flipao 2 Quote
Guest FourAces Posted July 20, 2013 Posted July 20, 2013 Just to put the clip in context its from the Daily Show. Its Lewis Black's answer to Texas governor Rick Perry's recent radio and TV commercials pushing businesses to come to Texas where there is less regulation less tax blah blah blah. Its an extremely funny clip I actually shared it with several friends prior to OZ posting it here Quote
Guest Hoover42 Posted July 21, 2013 Posted July 21, 2013 Well, I guess I much prefer to experience the bad words myself. Esp when someone says to me: Fuck you. I always say, "OK. Your place or mine." How about, "Promises, promises" Quote
Members Suckrates Posted July 21, 2013 Members Posted July 21, 2013 How about, "Promises, promises" Hoover, your GAYness is showing using a Broadway musical reference..... Soooooooo GAY ! Quote
Guest hitoallusa Posted July 21, 2013 Posted July 21, 2013 Oh my AS, we can use it to keep our fire place going.. P.S. Now I know what to get you for Christmas... Quote
AdamSmith Posted July 21, 2013 Posted July 21, 2013 I can see I will have to hide many of my books out in the carport or up in the attic or somewhere. Quote
Guest EXPAT Posted July 21, 2013 Posted July 21, 2013 I don't know what New Yorkers think of Texas, but I live in California and you'd have to pay me tons of money to live in Texas for many many reasons. Quote
