Guest EXPAT Posted July 12, 2013 Posted July 12, 2013 I can't believe this is actually airing on TV tonight. So of course I plan to watch it. Not that there's necessarily something wrong with juvenile pleasures, mind you. After all, what could be more silly and childish than a movie about a super-tornado that sucks sharks out of the ocean and scatters them around Los Angeles, courtesy of NBC Universal's home-of-schlock, SyFy. It's doubtful the movie actually has a sensible explanation for how that could happen, or what actual threat sharks hurtling out of the sky and on to the sidewalks would pose to anyone other than the unfortunate people they land on. Happily, it's even more doubtful that will matter. Quote
TotallyOz Posted July 12, 2013 Posted July 12, 2013 LOL That is the most ridiculous trailer I have ever seen! Quote
Members Suckrates Posted July 12, 2013 Members Posted July 12, 2013 Well, it does have hearthob Ian Ziering, and those Awesum Special effects. MUST SEE ! Quote
Guest hitoallusa Posted July 12, 2013 Posted July 12, 2013 Oh my... Is that even possible? I love their imagination. Quote
AdamSmith Posted July 12, 2013 Posted July 12, 2013 Well, it does have hearthob Ian Ziering Makeup will have been sure to secure his toupee with Super Glue before the wind scenes. wayout 1 Quote
Members wayout Posted July 12, 2013 Members Posted July 12, 2013 Hilarious....I am sorry I missed it. It would have been entertaining for sure (one way or the other). Quote
Members TampaYankee Posted July 12, 2013 Members Posted July 12, 2013 One need venture no further than the title to know all one needs to know about the quality of this movie. It screams out "skip it". Quote
Guest EXPAT Posted July 12, 2013 Posted July 12, 2013 It completely took over the Twitterspere last night. It was the top trending topic for several hours as it aired across the country. it was even all over the news this morning because of so much social network commentary. The estimates are that more than 10 million people viewed this movie. It was hysterical that's for sure. Great B MOVIE genius. Quote
Guest josephga Posted July 12, 2013 Posted July 12, 2013 LOL I watch most of their crap. imo Abominable was their best made one. I like their anaconda and lake placid sequels too Quote
Guest EXPAT Posted July 12, 2013 Posted July 12, 2013 Best line: "We're gonna need a bigger helicopter." hahaha Quote
Members Suckrates Posted July 12, 2013 Members Posted July 12, 2013 Makeup will have been sure to secure his toupee with Super Glue before the wind scenes. Now Adam, don't be a "Hater" It aint pretty ! Quote
Guest josephga Posted July 12, 2013 Posted July 12, 2013 I didn't even know it was on. normal sat nights when they release new films. I read it flopped .. http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2013/07/sorry-twitter-sharknado-was-an-enormous-ratings-bust/277759/ And so, when all the eyeballs and tweets were counted, the verdict was thus: Sharknado devoured Twitter but scared away viewers. The SyFy movie about flying sharks and bad weather was seen by just over 1 million people. It had a 0.4 rating in the 18-49 demographic in early Nielsen numbers. That's not just a bust by cable standards. It's a bust by SyFy original movie standards. "Most Syfy originals have an average viewership of 1.5 million people, with some getting twice that," Claire Suddath reports. The peculiar thing about this bust was that it was a social media blockbuster. There were more than 600,000 tweets sent about the movie between 8pm and 3am last night (fewer if you go by Nielsen's numbers), which is two tweets for every three people in America watching Sharknado. That's particularly strange since Syfy original movies have an average viewer age of 52, and fiftysomething guys are a bit off the key demo for Twitter Quote
AdamSmith Posted July 12, 2013 Posted July 12, 2013 Now Adam, don't be a "Hater" It aint pretty ! I love his piece. Quote
Guest josephga Posted July 12, 2013 Posted July 12, 2013 next weeks blast vegas looks pretty cheesy too Thieving Spring Breakers steal an ancient relic that unleashes a disastrous curse upon Las Vegas. Quote
Members Suckrates Posted July 12, 2013 Members Posted July 12, 2013 next weeks blast vegas looks pretty cheesy too Thieving Spring Breakers steal an ancient relic that unleashes a disastrous curse upon Las Vegas. Someone better tweet Wayne Newton and Celine Dion and alert them ! wayout 1 Quote
Guest josephga Posted July 12, 2013 Posted July 12, 2013 knowing sy fy I bet Elvis will be there Quote
AdamSmith Posted July 12, 2013 Posted July 12, 2013 Someone better tweet Wayne Newton and Celine Dion and alert them ! Yeah -- "Attention all ancient relics, take cover now!" Quote
Members Suckrates Posted July 13, 2013 Members Posted July 13, 2013 Yeah -- "Attention all ancient relics, take cover now!" Wow, Adam, you sure are being cunty today. Wayne and Celine are precious icons! Quote
AdamSmith Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 Must be menopause. Should be all honey again in a year or so. lookin 1 Quote
Guest EXPAT Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 I think that ratings article is incorrect. NBC News covered it tonight in the Nightly News and said it broke ratings records for the SyFy channel. However if I'm not mistaken SyFy is owned by NBC Universal. #Sharknado Quote
Members Suckrates Posted July 13, 2013 Members Posted July 13, 2013 Must be menopause. Should be all honey again in a year or so. Yeah, just about the same time your pussy will be all "dried up"..... Quote
Members Suckrates Posted July 13, 2013 Members Posted July 13, 2013 Ill stick to lusting after Mr Ziering as the host of the Chippendales..... and lets NOT forget Sharknado also STARS the cinematic Treasure Tara Reid....... come-on People ! I cant wait for the sequel "Sharknami"..... AdamSmith 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 Yeah, just about the same time your pussy will be all "dried up"..... Thank God for the many uses of silicone! Quote
Guest josephga Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 and lets NOT forget Sharknado also STARS the cinematic Treasure Tara Reid....... come-on People ! I cant wait for the sequel "Sharknami"..... maybe they could give Tara reid her own movie: Frankentits Quote
Guest EXPAT Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 For those of you who missed it, SyFy is re-broadcasting #Sharknado on Thursday evening July 18. Quote
