Guest EXPAT Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 What idiots these elected officials are. Un-fucking-believable. . . http://tribuneherald.net/2013/06/26/texas-legislature-fails-on-abortion-passes-masturbation-bill/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 ROFL The article says the bill also requires you to get a "permit" to buy and own sex toys. Talk about a "well regulated militia"...! ihpguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 Is this for real??? I don't think Texas politicians are that stupid.. Something must be wrong in this article.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ihpguy Posted July 4, 2013 Members Share Posted July 4, 2013 Satirical pieces like The Onion, Hito. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 LOL. Some more from the same place... City closes all schools, builds $400 million Juvenile Retention and Education Center Politics June 7, 2013 Comments: 12 The city of Altruria provides a picture of what the new Juvenile Retention and Education Center will look like. A Texas city has opted to close all seven of its schools and build one complex that officials are calling a “Juvenile Retention and Education Center.” Citing budget cutbacks, the city of Altruria is in the process of building a $400 million holding facility which will house the area’s students. Once completed, all of the school buildings will be torn down; buildings some of which were built just three years ago. Officials say that the students will then be transferred to the new facility where they will be held for 10 hours each day and will focus on memorizing and learning only administrator approved material. Continue reading → Texas legislator drops marijuana cigarette while speaking on floor Politics June 3, 2013 Comments: 94 While speaking during the Texas legislative session, representative Tom Alvin ® Altruria, dropped something unexpected on the House floor. Upon picking up the item, cameras caught a glimpse of what appeared to be a marijuana cigarette. Continue reading → Child smokes K2, eats dolls face Politics May 18, 2013 Comments: 8 ALTRURIA, Texas — A six-year-old child accused of biting a dolls head off in a kindergarten classroom allegedly smoked K2, also known as “Spice,” before the incident. Although school officials remain silent on the event, authorities from the Altruria police department were called to Altruria Elementary School on Friday afternoon, May 17, after a pipe and small bag of K2 were found in the child’s possession following an incident where the child allegedly bit the head off of a doll in a kindergarten classroom. Continue reading → Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RA1 Posted July 4, 2013 Members Share Posted July 4, 2013 If one is already on the floor, how far can a joint drop? This thread + another in this forum seem "linked" somehow. Best regards, RA1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
