Members wayout Posted June 25, 2013 Members Posted June 25, 2013 Peanut Butter and Pickle Sandwich Would you try this? Quote
AdamSmith Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 Looks good to me... Klein Has Pickle Removed From Ass Government sources confirmed today that Alberta Premier Ralph Klein underwent surgery last weekend to have a five-inch dill pickle removed from his rectum. While the premier’s office originally reported Mr. Klein had left the Ottawa First Ministers' conference on health care last week to attend an oil show in Lloydminster, rumours emerged late Sunday that he had in fact been admitted to Edmonton's Royal Alexandra Hospital for a cucumectomy. Dr. Bruce McGilliam, head of colorectal surgery at the Royal Alex, confirmed the surgery had been a success, and the premier was expected to make a full recovery. "It's a fairly routine procedure," said Dr. McGilliam. "He'll be back reading his poorly-written university term papers in the Legislative Assembly in no time." Mr. Klein, who last smiled in 1977, had been on a waiting list for a cucumectomy since the errant dill was discovered during a rectal examination last year. "He could have gone to a private pickle removal clinic and had this done more quickly and discreetly, but Premier Klein wanted to demonstrate his commitment to the public system by waiting his turn," insisted a spokesperson for Klein in Edmonton. Sources have speculated that the pickle may have become lodged in the premier's rectum as recently as 1995, when Klein received a 'Most Excellent International Fiscal Performance' Award from the Razor Institute, a conservative think tank. Manfred Twillsbottom III, head of Health Policy Research at the Institute, refused to comment on his organization’s involvement in the pickle insertion. "However, our data indicate that under a two-tier health care system, the Premier would likely have had the pickle removed 28.9% sooner, with a 36% faster recovery time, and 19.7% lower risk of complications," commented Twillsbottom. Many political analysts, pundits and wags were eager to attribute Klein's noted erratic behaviour to ‘the pickle.’ "Maybe that's why he threw a chair at me last month when I asked him a routine question about budget expenditures," surmised Calgary Sun political reporter Ken Bulbous."Who knows? Maybe Ralphie boy will be a little less...angry now." http://www.thehammer.ca/content/view.php?news=2004-09-21-klein-pickle RA1, lookin and wayout 3 Quote
Members RA1 Posted June 25, 2013 Members Posted June 25, 2013 LOL. I have heard of many various things removed from one's posterior from Coke bottles on down but never a pickle, so now our lexicon goes from sour puss to sour ass? Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 Do you not recall my image post from several years ago? Ask TY to jog your memory. (He declared his "eyeballs seared," if I recall.) Quote
Guest CharliePS Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 Peanut butter and sweet pickles sounds dreadful. However, peanut butter and kosher dills....well, maybe. Quote
Members RA1 Posted June 25, 2013 Members Posted June 25, 2013 I am not a big fan of peanut butter but I did recently make some home made pimento cheese and serve it on bread with sweet pickles. I usually serve it with dill pickles but these particular pickles were not overly sweet and everyone seemed to enjoy them. At least they ate them. Best regards, RA1 Quote
Members TampaYankee Posted June 25, 2013 Members Posted June 25, 2013 Do you not recall my image post from several years ago? Ask TY to jog your memory. (He declared his "eyeballs seared," if I recall.) Ewwwwww....... As for the Klein article, its April 1st somewhere or was when printed. Got to be. Quote
AdamSmith Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 Ewwwwww....... As for the Klein article, its April 1st somewhere or was when printed. Got to be. LOL still traumatized I see! As per the link, the article is from The Hammer: Canadian Satire, Humour and Hard-Hitting News. Quote
Members Suckrates Posted June 25, 2013 Members Posted June 25, 2013 It doesnt intrigue me, nor does it sound very appetizing, so unless the pickle is protruding from between a guys legs, NO, I wont try it. Quote
AdamSmith Posted June 26, 2013 Posted June 26, 2013 so unless the pickle is protruding from between a guys legs, NO, I wont try it. Quote
Guest hitoallusa Posted June 26, 2013 Posted June 26, 2013 I think it really smell if a pickle is between a guy's legs.. Well it will be fermented but not with good bacteria I guess. You might have to get a FDA approval for that one. It doesnt intrigue me, nor does it sound very appetizing, so unless the pickle is protruding from between a guys legs, NO, I wont try it. Quote
Members Suckrates Posted June 26, 2013 Members Posted June 26, 2013 I think it really smell if a pickle is between a guy's legs.. Well it will be fermented but not with good bacteria I guess. You might have to get a FDA approval for that one. hito, I feel sad that the only impression you have of males is that they SMELL in their "privates". I have been with many, many men, providing them and myself with carnal pleasures, and YES, a few did smell "down there, but MOST did NOT ! Perhaps your impression speaks to your choices in men ? Maybe its time for a change ? Quote
