Sharon Stone Named Suspect in Cannes Jewel Heist

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By Variety – 12 hours ago

French police have named actress Sharon Stone as their prime suspect in the daring heist, in which more than $1.4 million in jewels were stolen from a hotel room during the Cannes Film Festival. According to authorities, they zeroed in on the “Basic Instinct” star as their prime suspect after an IMDb search helped them realize the actress hasn’t been a movie star in almost a decade, which made her attendance at the Cannes Film Festival extremely suspicious, they noted.

“Sharon Stone’s last starring role in a major theatrical release was in 2006’s ‘Basic Instinct 2,’ which should have gone to straight-to-DVD anyway,” a spokesperson for the Nice police told Hollywood & Swine. “So what possible business does Sharon Stone have attending the 2013 Cannes Film Festival other than to steal expensive jewels? No one including Ms. Stone has been able to give us a good answer.”

When French detectives brought Stone in for questioning earlier today for her alleged involvement in the jewelry theft, she immediately began reciting popular lines from her infamous interrogation scene in 1992’s “Basic Instinct.” She then tried to intimidate detectives by uncrossing her legs, but officers explained to the Oscar-nommed actress that no one has wanted to see that since the ’90s.

Stone reportedly told detectives she was at the festival to see her former co-star Michael Douglas’ new Liberace biopic, “Behind the Candelabra.” Detectives quickly dismissed this as an unlikely motive for traveling across the globe to France, when like most of America, Stone could have waited until the film premiered on HBO. Detectives believe what may help them prove Stone is responsible for the jewel heist is the actress’s long and notorious history of theft. Detectives have numerous sworn affidavits by co-stars from her brief guest-starring stint on “Law & Order: SVU,” where Stone is accused of trying to steal every scene she was in by overacting.

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/sharon-stone-named-suspect-cannes-jewel-heist-220054091.html

[TampaYankee]

Gawd, this has to make her so f...ing happy. What better way to resurrect a movie career than to have the movies come to real life with her in the starring role! Her latest PR guy has outdone himself. I wonder if she repeated her infamous interview demeanor and had those cops sweating their suits.

[RA1]

_{I think you must be correct. The Variety "story" did not read like a "crime report" so much as a bad review or review of bad.}

_{Best regards,}

_RA1

[lookin]

I've already talked to police.

Now I wish they would leave me in peace.

They confronted me twice

And were not very nice.

It's the last time I'm coming to Nice.

[RA1]

Are you suggesting the police treated her like a beast, here in Nice?

Best regards,

RA1

[Guest hitoallusa]

I thought this was a fake news.. Is this real??? The article seems strange to me... It is so negative toward her.

[RA1]

All Hollywood news is fake, isn't it?

Best regards,

RA1

[Suckrates]

She's SHARON fucking STONE bitches !

[AdamSmith]

I thought this was a fake news.. Is this real??? The article seems strange to me... It is so negative toward her.

Dear heart. It is from an online thing called Hollywood and Swine. Here is another piece from there:

O.J. Simpson In Talks To Join Cast of Keeping ‘Up With the Kardashians’

“Naked Gun” star O.J. Simpson has revealed he has begun preliminary talks to join the cast of the E! Entertainment’s hit reality series, “Keeping up With the Kardashians,” if he’s successful in convincing a judge to release him from the Nevada prison where he’s currently serving a 33-year sentence for kidnapping and armed robbery. According to “Keeping Up with The Kardashians” producer, Ryan Seacrest, Simpson is the perfect addition to the show’s cast, since he’s as synonymous to the name Kardashian, as sex tapes and marrying NBA players.

O.J. Simpson in his jail cell, watching episodes of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” in preparation for him joining the show.

“Robert Kardashian helped get O.J. off for double homicide, just like Kim Kardashian helped Ray J get off in their famous sex tape,” Seacrest told Hollywood & Swine. “But O.J. joining the cast is far from a done deal. He has some major conditions he needs to meet first, like getting released from prison, and more importantly losing weight after he got so fat while behind bars.”

E! Executives believe Simpson, who Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, and Rob called Uncle O.J. while growing up, will help breathe new life into the hit reality series, as it enters its upcoming eighth season. Most of the conflict will come from the fact that Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner is still holding onto her grudge against Simpson, for allegedly murdering her good friend, Nicole Brown Simpson, along with Ron Goldman in 1994. Bruce Jenner is also reportedly holding onto the same grudge against O.J., but no one knows for sure since years of plastic surgery have left the former Olympian’s face devoid of any emotion.

“If you thought Kris hated Courtney’s boyfriend Scott Disick, you should see the looks Kris gives me,” Simpson said. “But Kris is a business woman so she’ll get past her history with me for the sake of the show, because even she’ll admit the one thing O.J. Simpson has never been accused of killing is television ratings.”

http://hollywoodandswine.com/o-j-simpson-in-talks-to-join-cast-of-keeping-up-with-the-kardashians/