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The Salvation of American Idol

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Well, for those of you still invested in American Idol after the recent lackluster Snoozefest of a Season, eventhough fan favorite Candice glover won, REJOICE....!

Idol management decided to clean house, and can ALL the judges, although they are saying that Randy "Dawg" Jackson quit, and fill the panel with a new Crop of hip, Relevant judges....

Confirmed: Judge #1 The Diva JENNIFER HUDSON.... How Faboulous is that ?

Seems the Idol plan is to fill the Panel with Past Idol contenders, and although Kelly Clarkson turned down the gig, still in the running are Adam Lambert and Clay Aiken. Cool plan huh ????

I think bringing back Idol alum will breathe the needed life into the dying show....

Who would YOU like to see on the Panel ????

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Clay Aiken? You must be kidding.

Probably one reason for the change is monetary. They won't have to pay them $18 million !

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Clay Aiken? You must be kidding.

Probably one reason for the change is monetary. They won't have to pay them $18 million !

Hey, dont vote Clay out..... He was awesome on Celebrity Apprentice...

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I want to see Kris Allen and David Archubottomboy in a horizontal duet. Oh hell, let's combine AI with DTWS and have them do a clothingless rumba.

Also a competition between Adam and the Gayken and see who can get their ankles further behind their ears, all the while screeching to Soft Cell's Tainted Love. Or something to do with any of the four's taints.

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I want to see Kris Allen and David Archubottomboy in a horizontal duet. Oh hell, let's combine AI with DTWS and have them do a clothingless rumba.

Also a competition between Adam and the Gayken and see who can get their ankles further behind their ears, all the while screeching to Soft Cell's Tainted Love. Or something to do with any of the four's taints.

I'd rather have Lee Dwyze and Taylor Hicks....... :logik:

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I hadn't heard that Kelly had turned it down yet. But based on plummeting ratings, I wouldn't blame her. She has a bigger career. I think the show has reached an end. It's time to close it down. But it still makes too much money so they will drive it into the ground I'm sure.

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Here's another way to revitalize American Idol. This former contestant is now doing gay porn:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/04/american-idol-gay-porn_n_3380203.html

Good news for all the Twink lovers out there..... He can Fuck you and serenade you at the same time. :drool:

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I forgot about Lee DeWize. He used to work in a paint store in the Chicago suburbs. Who knows? Maybe he is back there again. I can def picture a fantasy porn shoot with Taylor Hooks in the paint store . Getting each other all messy, doing unwritable/unspeakable things with open ed cans of paint and their erect, throbbing manmeat. Of course, then they need to climb on the ladders and having their manparts at correct levels for oral and anal satisfaction. And you can just picture Ryan Gaycrest throwing glitter over them right before the spooge shots.

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I forgot about Lee DeWize. He used to work in a paint store in the Chicago suburbs. Who knows? Maybe he is back there again. I can def picture a fantasy porn shoot with Taylor Hooks in the paint store . Getting each other all messy, doing unwritable/unspeakable things with open ed cans of paint and their erect, throbbing manmeat. Of course, then they need to climb on the ladders and having their manparts at correct levels for oral and anal satisfaction. And you can just picture Ryan Gaycrest throwing glitter over them right before the spooge shots.

You should team up with Michael Lucas or Chi Chi LaRue and put your ideas into fruition..... :hyper:

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