Members Suckrates Posted May 24, 2013 Members Posted May 24, 2013 Well, for those of you still invested in American Idol after the recent lackluster Snoozefest of a Season, eventhough fan favorite Candice glover won, REJOICE....! Idol management decided to clean house, and can ALL the judges, although they are saying that Randy "Dawg" Jackson quit, and fill the panel with a new Crop of hip, Relevant judges.... Confirmed: Judge #1 The Diva JENNIFER HUDSON.... How Faboulous is that ? Seems the Idol plan is to fill the Panel with Past Idol contenders, and although Kelly Clarkson turned down the gig, still in the running are Adam Lambert and Clay Aiken. Cool plan huh ???? I think bringing back Idol alum will breathe the needed life into the dying show.... Who would YOU like to see on the Panel ???? Quote
Guest zipperzone Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 Clay Aiken? You must be kidding. Probably one reason for the change is monetary. They won't have to pay them $18 million ! Quote
Members Suckrates Posted May 24, 2013 Author Members Posted May 24, 2013 Clay Aiken? You must be kidding. Probably one reason for the change is monetary. They won't have to pay them $18 million ! Hey, dont vote Clay out..... He was awesome on Celebrity Apprentice... Quote
Members ihpguy Posted May 25, 2013 Members Posted May 25, 2013 I want to see Kris Allen and David Archubottomboy in a horizontal duet. Oh hell, let's combine AI with DTWS and have them do a clothingless rumba. Also a competition between Adam and the Gayken and see who can get their ankles further behind their ears, all the while screeching to Soft Cell's Tainted Love. Or something to do with any of the four's taints. TotallyOz 1 Quote
Members Suckrates Posted May 25, 2013 Author Members Posted May 25, 2013 I want to see Kris Allen and David Archubottomboy in a horizontal duet. Oh hell, let's combine AI with DTWS and have them do a clothingless rumba. Also a competition between Adam and the Gayken and see who can get their ankles further behind their ears, all the while screeching to Soft Cell's Tainted Love. Or something to do with any of the four's taints. I'd rather have Lee Dwyze and Taylor Hicks....... Quote
Guest EXPAT Posted May 25, 2013 Posted May 25, 2013 I hadn't heard that Kelly had turned it down yet. But based on plummeting ratings, I wouldn't blame her. She has a bigger career. I think the show has reached an end. It's time to close it down. But it still makes too much money so they will drive it into the ground I'm sure. Quote
Guest EXPAT Posted June 4, 2013 Posted June 4, 2013 FINALLY !! They fired Nigel Lithgoe and producers. This should have happened 3 years ago at least. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/04/american-idol-nigel-lythgoe-fired_n_3386011.html Quote
Guest zipperzone Posted June 5, 2013 Posted June 5, 2013 FINALLY !! They fired Nigel Lithgoe and producers. This should have happened 3 years ago at least. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/04/american-idol-nigel-lythgoe-fired_n_3386011.html Good news.... now if they could also get him off So You Think You Can Dance. Is deportation a possibility? Quote
Guest EXPAT Posted June 5, 2013 Posted June 5, 2013 Here's another way to revitalize American Idol. This former contestant is now doing gay porn: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/04/american-idol-gay-porn_n_3380203.html Quote
Members Suckrates Posted June 5, 2013 Author Members Posted June 5, 2013 Here's another way to revitalize American Idol. This former contestant is now doing gay porn: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/04/american-idol-gay-porn_n_3380203.html Good news for all the Twink lovers out there..... He can Fuck you and serenade you at the same time. AdamSmith 1 Quote
Members ihpguy Posted June 5, 2013 Members Posted June 5, 2013 I forgot about Lee DeWize. He used to work in a paint store in the Chicago suburbs. Who knows? Maybe he is back there again. I can def picture a fantasy porn shoot with Taylor Hooks in the paint store . Getting each other all messy, doing unwritable/unspeakable things with open ed cans of paint and their erect, throbbing manmeat. Of course, then they need to climb on the ladders and having their manparts at correct levels for oral and anal satisfaction. And you can just picture Ryan Gaycrest throwing glitter over them right before the spooge shots. Quote
Members Suckrates Posted June 5, 2013 Author Members Posted June 5, 2013 I forgot about Lee DeWize. He used to work in a paint store in the Chicago suburbs. Who knows? Maybe he is back there again. I can def picture a fantasy porn shoot with Taylor Hooks in the paint store . Getting each other all messy, doing unwritable/unspeakable things with open ed cans of paint and their erect, throbbing manmeat. Of course, then they need to climb on the ladders and having their manparts at correct levels for oral and anal satisfaction. And you can just picture Ryan Gaycrest throwing glitter over them right before the spooge shots. You should team up with Michael Lucas or Chi Chi LaRue and put your ideas into fruition..... Quote
