AdamSmith Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Not here -- out in the world... Majority of pools are contaminated by poop, CDC says http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/05/16/poop-prevalent-in-public-pools-cdc-says/?intcmp=obnetwork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest josephga Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 not surprised. I don't care how much clorine they use I won't get in a pool never been in a hot tube either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lookin Posted May 19, 2013 Members Share Posted May 19, 2013 Majority of pools are contaminated by poop, CDC says http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/05/16/poop-prevalent-in-public-pools-cdc-says/?intcmp=obnetwork The average person has 0.14 grams of fecal material on their "perianal surface" that can rinse into a pool if a person doesn't shower first, according to the report. Perianal surface, my ass! AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted May 19, 2013 Author Share Posted May 19, 2013 Isn't Perry Anal chief counsel for the Sterling Cooper agency in 'Mad Men'? lookin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Oh my AS, are you trying to implying rimming and sucking under the balls should not be done either? Compared to going into the pool with chlorined water, rimming and sucking under the balls are direct contact activities? Are there any studies on those? I'm not sure any scientists can find funding for such a research? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted May 19, 2013 Author Share Posted May 19, 2013 I'm not sure any scientists can find funding for such a research? I will conduct a large-scale trial pro bono. ihpguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RA1 Posted May 19, 2013 Members Share Posted May 19, 2013 No need to do it pro bono. The government, even in the time of sequester, hands out grants willy nilly. Now if you can just find a suitable subject named Grant or Willy or Nilly. Best regards, RA1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest josephga Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 The average person has 0.14 grams of fecal material on their "perianal surface" that can rinse into a pool if a person doesn't shower first, according to the report. Perianal surface, my ass! omg you have a photo for everything lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted May 20, 2013 Author Share Posted May 20, 2013 rimming and sucking under the balls P.S. So I see that NYC restaurant The Meatball Shop opened a downstairs bar called, of course, Underballs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted May 20, 2013 Author Share Posted May 20, 2013 LOL Gross! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 I don't think it's a real poop.. I think it will float??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted May 20, 2013 Author Share Posted May 20, 2013 I don't think it's a real poop.. I think it will float??? Since you ask... http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071202165255AAGufF9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RA1 Posted May 20, 2013 Members Share Posted May 20, 2013 The Baby Ruth candy bar has a very good resemblance to "whatever" and I know what whatever is. I don't eat much candy so I am hoping I have not ruined the appetite of others for it either. Although we don't need "more" candy, do we? Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted May 20, 2013 Author Share Posted May 20, 2013 In high school I was a journalism rat. (Surprise.) Tradition was for the upcoming kids who were going to run the newspaper the following year as seniors (that was us) to put together the April Fool's edition in their junior year. Our edition hit the mark, I still think, by being sufficiently (1) personally insulting, by name, to assorted asshat teachers and, indeed, the principal himself -- of course presented as "satire" on "public" figures; ah, what you could get away with in those blessed '70s, (2) absurdist in the Python/Firesign/Goon Show mode, and (3) overflowing with toilet humor. I thought that last aspect was really more self-indulgent than funny, until the next year when I walked into a college-application-prep meeting with the school's spinsterish, normally veddy proper guidance counselor. She was glancing through the new April Fool's issue just published by our successors-to-be, and nearly made me faint with the remark, "You know, yours was a lot funnier. You really need to teach these kids about scat." RA1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RA1 Posted May 20, 2013 Members Share Posted May 20, 2013 Was the guidance counselor's name Ella? Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zipperzone Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 The Baby Ruth candy bar has a very good resemblance to "whatever" and I know what whatever is. I don't eat much candy so I am hoping I have not ruined the appetite of others for it either. Although we don't need "more" candy, do we? Best regards, RA1 If its EYE CANDY, we sure as hell do....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Suckrates Posted May 21, 2013 Members Share Posted May 21, 2013 When you Gotta GO, you gotta GO ! AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
