TotallyOz Posted May 17, 2013 Posted May 17, 2013 1 Cuckoonest | Nieuwezijds Kolk 6 | 20 627 1752 | https://www.facebook.com/cuckoosnest.nl Nice little bar upstairs, crazy sex playground downstairs. So grab a drink and a condom from the bar and head down for some fun. Come here early evening for the best/most action. 2 Dirty Dicks | Warmoesstraat 86 | no number | http://www.dirtydicksamsterdam.com/ The word that is most often used to describe Dirty Dicks is "sleazy," so it's not for everyone but if you like some dirty action, then you've found your spot. Plenty of dark room action, glory holes, cabins and on the last Thursday of every month, Golden Showers. 3 Cafe Lellebel | Utrechtsestraat 4 | 20 427 5139 | http://www.lellebel.nl This drag bar is where you want to go when you do NOT want to have a wild and crazy time in a bar. Mixed gays and lesbians with a healthy dollop of transgender patrons, it's a fun place that has Karaoke on Tuesdays, and at least one drag show a night. 4 Taboo | Reguliersdwarsstraat 45 | 207 75 39 63 | http://www.taboobar.nl This bar has not one, but two happy hours! There's one from 6-7pm and another for an hour after midnight. But despite its name, there's nothing (or at least not much) untoward going on here just a friendly staff and fun gay locals. 5 Eagle | Warmoesstraat 90 | no number | http://www.theeagleamsterdam.com This gay cruising bar has a large leather daddy element, and a small dark room downstairs with a smoking area and a couple of cabins. 6 The Web | Sint Jacobsstraat 6 | 20 623 6758 | http://www.thewebamsterdam.com Like many of the cruising bars in Amsterdam, it's all bar upsteairs, and all sex down below. The cruising area is not our favorite, but it does have some good early evening action in their darkroom, cabins and on the sex sling. 7 Reality | Reguliersdwarsstraat 129 | 20 639 3012 | http://www.barreality.freehomepage.com Come to Reality if you like dark meat this Caribbean-style bar brings the gays whose skin is every color of the coffee rainbow who groove to tropical music from a rvolving cast of DJs. Some casual cruising, but this is not a sex bar. 8 Café t Mandje | Zeedijk 63 | 20 622 5375 | http://www.cafetmandje.nl Although there can be a homo/het mixed crowd here, it's mostly gay and could not be more welcoming and homey if it tried. A wonderful place for a drink and a chat, this is our top hangout spot. No screaming over unz-unz DJ music; only classic rock from the juke. 9 Prik | Spuistraat 109 | 203 20 00 02 | http://www.prikamsterdam.nl Despite its provocative name, Prik is actually a pretty laid-back place. It's a gay bar, yes, but it's not a meat market scene. You can even grab a snack with your drink, and the DJ's music is low enough that you won't have to scream to be heard. 10 Spijker Bar | Kerkstraat 4 | 20 341 7366 | http://www.spijkerbar.nl/ While at first glance this might seem like a locals-only dive bar with its pool table and televisions, it's once you notice that one of the screens is showing gay porn that you realize you're in the right place. Come here earlier in the evening if you want to chill, or later, when the music starts taking over, for more of a traditional (non-cruising) bar scene (although there is a dark room upstairs). 11 Queens Head | Zeedijk 20 | 204 20 24 75 | http://www.queenshead.nl Part elegant, part campy, and all fun, Queens Head is a great joint for the gays. Sometimes there's drag, sometimes there's bingo (!), sometimes there's just a DJ keeping the crowd mellow. You may see people heading downstairs, but it's no dark room; check out that canal view! 12 Montmartre | Halvemaansteeg 17 | 20 620 76 22 | http://www.cafemontmartre.nl Get here early (happy hour from 6-8pm) to grab a spot, because this tiny place is heaving later on. If you like your gay scene fabulous, bitchy and deliciously young, then get to Montmartre. 13 Café Rouge | Amstel 60 | 204 20 98 81 | http://www.caferouge.nl There is a mixed homo/het clientele at this very, very red bar, but it's always friendly and you never know who you'll hook up with. Fun music, fun crowd, fun times especially on the weekend. 14 Bar Argos | Warmoesstraat 95 | 20 622 6595 | https://www.facebook.com/pages/Argos/138135499583195 Gay leather bar fans, your attention please! This is your spot. So check your coat, buy your drink, and head down to the basement where all manner of naughtiness abounds, including a dark room, sex sling, glory holes, cabins, and all the rest. Quote
Members ihpguy Posted May 19, 2013 Members Posted May 19, 2013 Ancient history, but the three hustler bars on the Paardenstraat, all in a row, off of the Rembrandtplein were so much fun. In later years, they got to be quite nasty, and not in a good way with all of the boys from Romania. One was the Music Box, and the others??? I can remember the transvestite/transexual Filipino who managed them. But not her name. Can anybody help me out on that one? On the corner, was the lesbian piano bar Vive La Vie. On the other side of the Rembrandtplein was an incredible live music club with a different style of music nightly, the Herren Van Amstel. Great, great fun. Superb Vlaams patat with pindasaus/currysaus/mayonnaise on the other side of the street from the fabu Tuschinski, Quote
Members ihpguy Posted May 19, 2013 Members Posted May 19, 2013 Going to the bathroom in the basement of The Web was quite an experience. An interesting, pleasant and fun place upstairs that was quite nasty downstairs. Not really a need to use the urinals, as it were. There would be a few fellas who were quite willing recipients of whatever you wished to fling in their direction. A different type of baptism. AdamSmith 1 Quote
Members Cany10011 Posted June 3, 2013 Members Posted June 3, 2013 Does anybody remember WhyNot's house of boys. That was fun. They had a nice catalog of boys at the bar and you could have them for 70 florins. One of my good friends took me there and "treated" me to a boy of his choosing-- fortunately, for me it was a cute Ricky Martin look a like. Quote