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Guest hitoallusa

I meant a guy should smell like a guy... ^_^

You even fear a WATERMELON will smell bad?

You need to consult a surgeon about a schnozzectomy. :lol:

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Schnozzectomy? That seems a little extreme. Perhaps just a punch in the nose to alter one's sense of smell? Most of us would miss having a nose, regardless of any of many possible deficiencies thereof. :smile:

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RA1

I still use a Dial bar. A move up from hog fat and lye. ^_^

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Schnozzectomy? That seems a little extreme. Perhaps just a punch in the nose to alter one's sense of smell? Most of us would miss having a nose, regardless of any of many possible deficiencies thereof. :smile:

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RA1

I still use a Dial bar. A move up from hog fat and lye. :smile:

I think our hitoall would be happier without a nose. In fact without any sense input organs whatever. He is, in spirit, I am convinced, the reincarnation of St. Simeon Stylites.

Separately, one suspects lye soap scrubbed the dermis a lot cleaner than today's greasy emollient bars.

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Oh my AS I do have sex from time to time..^_^ Just my last sex has been a year ago.. Escorts love me because I don't last more than 10 minutes.. ^_^

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Yes, fat based soaps no doubt provided a superior cleaning, necessary when one only bathed once a week or so. ^_^

I have always wanted to meet and personally know an ascetic. But, fortunately, the opportunity has never presented itself. ^_^

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RA1

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??? Are your copilots ok with you bathing once a week??? I had a coworker who didn't shower before he came to work everyday.. He said he showers after work.. Hmm not a good experience..

Yes, fat based soaps no doubt provided a superior cleaning, necessary when one only bathed once a week or so. ^_^

I have always wanted to meet and personally know an ascetic. But, fortunately, the opportunity has never presented itself. ^_^

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RA1

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I have always wanted to meet and personally know an ascetic. But, fortunately, the opportunity has never presented itself. :smile:

You might then be interested in one of the characters referenced in AdamSmith's informative link:

The Mark Twain novel A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court features a man who lives on a pillar in the valley of the hermits and repeatedly bends over at the waist . . .

Twain's hero hitched the holy man to a sewing machine and used him to make linen shirts, though your proclivities may lead elsewhere. :rolleyes:

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??? Are your copilots ok with you bathing once a week??? I had a coworker who didn't shower before he came to work everyday.. He said he showers after work.. Hmm not a good experience..

I don't use co-pilots. However, personally I bathe at least once a day. That satisfies me, if not those around me. ^_^ You seem to confuse activities that were common many, many years ago with today's preferences.

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I think I was in my jeans and sneakers when I met you...^_^ Not as stylish as Nancy Pelosi..^_^ I don't know when those politicians have time to shop such fancy clothes... ^_^

I must say, from firsthand observation, you do remind somewhat of Mme Pelosi.

I hope that is a compliment. :lol:

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This appears to be a FEDEX closet during the early morning when he or she has departed for a flight. Everyone knows that FEDEX pilots are hung upside down in a closet when they are not flying, don't they?

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I think I was in my jeans and sneakers when I met you...^_^ Not as stylish as Nancy Pelosi..^_^ I don't know when those politicians have time to shop such fancy clothes... ^_^

In fact you were (one time) in those really striking electric-blue -- neoprene? -- shoes. You are admirably more fashion-forward than La Pelosi. :kiss:

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That is not fashion forward.. It's just what you put on what you have..^_^

In fact you were (one time) in those really striking electric-blue -- neoprene? -- shoes. You are admirably more fashion-forward than La Pelosi. :kiss:

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