How To Get Dick Without Paying For It : The BoyToy Guide to Free Sex

[TotallyOz]

How To Get Dick Without Paying For It

Here at Boy Toy, we are obviously fans of rent boys, house boys, male escorts and every type of pay-for-gay you can imagine. Why not? It's fun; and if you can afford it, it's a great way to blow off some steam and keep your pipes clean.

But, you don't always want to have to pay for it. Sometimes you may not have a lot of extra cash around. Other times there may not be a ton of male escorts in your area and the ones that are there might not be to your taste.

What's a gay to do? Don't worry; the things is, boys will be boys and with a little time and effort, you can get your gay on without making your wallet light, pretending you want to date the dude, or hooking up with some weirdo troll in the dark room of a club where the floor is covered with cum.

It just takes an Internet connection and some basic understanding of how the system works and we are happy to tell you all about it.

So, sit back and let The Great And Powerful Oz show you how to get your gay on!

First off, fuck Grindr. Seriously, screw it. As Gawker, Pink News, AfterElton and pretty much any respectable gay-friendly publication has pointed out, Grindr is a fucking petri dish where the Captain Trips virus of The Stand is being incubated. If the first question a guy asks you on Grindr isn't, u bareback? the second question will be. And even if the dude doesn't bring it up, there are actual websites out there where dudes trade tips on how to stealth dudes using Grindr.

Secondly, fuck Craigslist. This is the home of time-wasting dudes who want to jerk off talking to a dude online, but will almost never hook up with you. And, the ones who will hook up with you they are the assholes who would be on Grindr if they could afford a smart phone. Do a quick Google search of gay stealthing craigslist if you don't believe me.

Ok, now you know where not to go. The good news is that there are tons of sites you can go to Adam4Adam, Manhunt, whatever. The general rule of thumb is that if a site charges for you to put a profile up, you are on a site you want to use because putting in a credit card number means that if the dude is looking to bug you up, the site has a record of his name and address they can forward to your lawyer.

Once there, you are going to have to make a profile. This is not as hard as it seems. Given that you are just looking for sex and the guys you want to hook up with will also just be looking for sex, you don't have to go into great detail about your personality. It would be great if you and your hookup were both into mid-century Eurasian cinema, but that doesn't matter all that much during a 60-minute suck-and-fuck.

You'll be asked if you are a top, bottom of versatile. Even if you are versatile, don't click that option. Instead, click on whatever option you are in the mood for at that given day. A guy who wants to get fucked is only going to look at profiles of dudes who say they are tops. A guy who wants to top that afternoon is only going to look at profiles of dudes who say they are bottoms.

When it comes to the photo section, understand that dick is important. Again, your dick size may not matter in a long-term relationship, but for an online hook up it does. Some bottoms want dudes with smaller dicks because they can't take monster wangs. Some dudes, on the other hand, are total size queens and will throw you out the door if you show up with a normal-sized dick. Try to have a full body shot, not just a face pic with a dick pic text to it. Dudes can't tell how big a dick really is unless they see it in the context of your total body.

Of course, in your full naked body shot, use the editing program of your choice to blur your eyes out, so you don't become the next Anthony Weiner.

You'll also be asked your HIV status. Don't lie because people who lie about this shit deserve to be slowly tortured to death while Nickleback, Creed and Lionel Richie play in an endless loop.

Ok, now that you have a profile up you can either contact dudes yourself or wait for dudes to contact you. Pro tip: you'll get laid faster if you start contacting dudes yourself.

Check through the profiles. Understand that if a dude has left his HIV positive status blank, he's probably been barebacked by nine dudes he met on Grindr that morning. If a dude says in his profile that he can't host, that means he's married up to you whether you want to fuck a dude behind his wife's back.

Now, send messages to two or three dudes who catch your eye and seem reasonably close to you. When they write back, get down to business quickly. Just like you are sending messages to two or three dudes, so are they. Yet, they most likely only have time to hook up with one dude so the early bird gets the cock. Don't be shy. Tell them what you want to do, where you want to do it, and when you are available. If that meshes with what they are up for, they'll agree and you'll be fucking in under an hour.

Before they get there (or you get there), make sure you have condoms and lube. Don't assume they'll bring their own. When they arrive ,if they don't look reasonably like their picture, don't feel bad just send them home right away. If they've lied about their looks, they'll lie about other things.

Speaking of which, if you are a bottom, don't agree to doggy style during an online hook-up - that's just asking for the dude to take off the condom without you noticing while he's fucking you. Just get ready to put your legs up in the air.

Then, get down to it! You don't need to engage in a bunch of small talk. You both know why you are there so get down to business and let the hoedown go down.

It will get you laid, and nobody will have been paid.

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[Guest josephga]

As someone who only gets it free. There can be some down sides too. Free sex from someone you are attracted to can take from a few hours to over a month. lol All of the sites have honest people as they do players scamers. there are guys out there that will talk to you for days, weeks even months with zero intentions of meeting. imo these guys are only there fishing for complements to feed their egos. I do agree apps like, grinder jackd scuff are mostly full of barebackers. And believe you me anyone that barebacks already has HIV or soon will I don't care what they claim.IMO those who leave the question blank, or say we will talk, or ask me already have HIV. Samething for those who list sometimes safe. Also allot of pic collectors on these apps.

[RA1]

What, no honor among thieves so to speak?

How can we trust anyone? Answer, we don't.

Best regards,

RA1

[Guest josephga]

I looked up stealthing never heard the term. anyone that would sabotage a condom or pretend to put one one or any shady move to bareback someone is dirty son of a bitch I don't care who they are

[Suckrates]

Hunting for FREE sex is basically a game in these times. It takes time, and it takes patience. And, I perosnally dont believe anything that anyone says onn websites, because the anonymity GIVES people the opportunity to lie. You just have to rely on your gut and invest some time and MEET if it gets to that. Most major city have venues or parties where you do pay admission, basically "sex clubs" so YES you are paying in a way, but if its sex you want, its sex you get, and you can SEE what you are getting. Will HE turn into your next ex-husband ? Probably not, but you never know.

As for smaller cities, there are gays lurking EVERYWHERE, you just have to be "in it to win it". Sitting behind a computer will not get you laid necessarily. You have to get out and be seen. You'll know when I guy is interested in you, you'll see it in his eyes... And every small city has infamous crusing spots. Dangerous, maybe a bit, but EVERYTHING has its risks. If its where the gays are, than its where YOU need to be....

The biggest necessity to meet is attitude and Confidence. If you KNOW you can get the guy, YOU WILL. I defeatist attitude and negative outlook doesnt give a guy a Boner. If you know YOU are a hot ticket, than HE will too !

Go out there and be "Gone with the Wind Fabulous"..........Getting Free sex is the easy part. Now if we are talking relationships, thats another story, but everything starts with baby-steps

[AdamSmith]

or hooking up with some weirdo troll in the dark room of a club where the floor is covered with cum.

And the problem with that is?

[Guest hitoallusa]

Those floors should be burned to ashes..

And the problem with that is?

[BiBottomBoy]

Yeah, the creeps on Grindr are insane.

http://iblastinside.com/2012/06/top-10-stealthing-tips/

[seattlebottom]

I joined a site called adult friend finder and have gotten tons of looks from straight guys. Two of them want to meet me...is that normal? Neither of their profiles claims to have any interest in men or gay sex.

[BiBottomBoy]

On adult friend finder that's super normal. It's a site that a lot of closeted bi guys use.

[BiBottomBoy]

I do wonder if there is a coloration between the rising HIV rates and the advent of Grindr.

[Guest josephga]

I think if this stuffs happening with grindr it's other sites as well. same people post on all those sites and apps

[TotallyOz]

I don't think Grindr has anything to do with rising rates of HIV. People are on all the sites truly and it can't be one site's fault.

But, I do think Grindr is responsible for me appointments at psychiatrists offices as after a night of 20 guys not even saying hi to me, I make an appointment for depression.

[BiBottomBoy]

Those guys are just blind.

[Guest josephga]

I deleted grindr it was okay at first then I went like a month where no one even spoke too me. I deleted a profile off plenty of fish after just one week. allot of guys clicked on the would like to meet button but none bothered to email me. most won't contact me first it's always me that has too do it

[Guest hitoallusa]

Maybe they were not as handsome as you... I get intimidated by hot guys too..

I don't think Grindr has anything to do with rising rates of HIV. People are on all the sites truly and it can't be one site's fault.

But, I do think Grindr is responsible for me appointments at psychiatrists offices as after a night of 20 guys not even saying hi to me, I make an appointment for depression.

[BiBottomBoy]

Yeah if a guy is too hot I don't respond. Too much pressure.