Members wayout Posted May 23, 2014 Members Share Posted May 23, 2014 JKane, MsGuy and AdamSmith 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members JKane Posted May 27, 2014 Members Share Posted May 27, 2014 RA1, AdamSmith, wayout and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hoover42 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Ooh, I'll have to try that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members MsGuy Posted June 10, 2014 Members Share Posted June 10, 2014 (Just for AS & Hito. ) JKane and AdamSmith 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Very grateful. (There is no appropriate emoticon.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members JKane Posted June 10, 2014 Members Share Posted June 10, 2014 Bit redundant... AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wayout Posted June 12, 2014 Members Share Posted June 12, 2014 JKane, AdamSmith and RA1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsGuy Posted June 13, 2014 Members Share Posted June 13, 2014 Let's try a sub-thread about classy song titles for country music songs. I'll go first: She's Pretty (But She Ain't No John Deere) and My Wife Left Me for My Girlfriend ==== Bonus points if you come up with good lyrics for the titles but you'll have to share royalties with Jeph Jacques. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ButtWilde Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Short poop jokes - for when you need a quick fix. Have you heard about that new movie Constipation? It hasn't come out yet. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh. What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a shih tzu? Bullshit! What's brown and sticky? A stick. Why did God make poo smelly? So deaf people could enjoy them too. Did you hear that diarrhoea is hereditary? It runs in the genes. What did the tired bum hole say after a crap? I'm pooped out Why does Tigger smell? You'd smell too if you played with Winnie the Pooh all day. What did the maxipad say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsGuy Posted June 14, 2014 Members Share Posted June 14, 2014 sub-thread about classy made up song titles for country music songs. She Dumped Me So I Had Her Trailer Towed ===== Believe it or not but you can't use Honky Tonk Badonkadonk. It's a real song. No Really, it was a hit. Trace Adkins recorded it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=vNVguvNE7qc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsGuy Posted June 14, 2014 Members Share Posted June 14, 2014 sub-thread about classy made up song titles for country music songs. Can't Get Your Smell Outta My Sheets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Can't Get Your Smell Outta My Sheets Well, exactly. When I would host a favorite escort, his smell lingering in my sheets and pillows would give balm for days afterward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsGuy Posted June 14, 2014 Members Share Posted June 14, 2014 AS, this is Nashville music here...you gotta figure he's still mooning over his wife that left him for his girl friend... or maybe his bird dog that ran off with his best friend. Country is all about shit happens and regrets, lol. AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsGuy Posted June 14, 2014 Members Share Posted June 14, 2014 sub-thread about classy made up song titles for country music songs. Your Eyes Are Shining Like the Bottom of a Bottle of Beer AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RA1 Posted June 15, 2014 Members Share Posted June 15, 2014 This will really show my age but how many folks have ever sat in a burger booth making sentences from the song titles on the juke box selection menu? Sometimes it took a little imagination to join them but usually very little. Down in the Allley, Dream Lover, Endlessly, Fool Such as I. Etc. Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 JKane, wayout and RA1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
