AdamSmith Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Aww that kid is so cute to prepare a card for her father.. What a sweet daughter.. Children are blessings.. How many shots of how many liquors this calls for is beyond counting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest hitoallusa Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Oh my AS please don't drink then That solves it. What about a cup of green tea? How many shots of how many liquors this calls for is beyond counting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 JKane 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wayout Posted May 11, 2014 Members Share Posted May 11, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RA1 Posted May 11, 2014 Members Share Posted May 11, 2014 And, vice versa? Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paragon Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense. Stolen from today's NYTimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RA1 Posted May 12, 2014 Members Share Posted May 12, 2014 Likewise, the circus came to town; it was in tents. Stolen from my fevered brain. Best regards, RA1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lurkerspeaks Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 here is one, short and simple.... Q---- How do you make Holy Water?? A-- You boil the Hell out of it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RA1 Posted May 13, 2014 Members Share Posted May 13, 2014 Also, how you cook kidneys. Boil the piss out of them. Best regards, RA1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 E.g., JKane and wayout 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paragon Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play.” The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, “Okay, now concentrate… what is two plus two?” The player thought for a moment and then he answered, “4?” “Did you say 4?!?” the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, “COME ON COACH…GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!!!” (Jay Dean) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paragon Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 A man is walking down the beach one day when he stumbles across a lamp…He rubs the lamp and out pops a GENIE…The Genie says that he has three wishes, but whatever he asks for, his ex-wife will get double….The man agrees and asks for ten million dollars…POOF…he gets it, but his wife gets 20 million…..The man’s second wish was a mansion in Hollywood….POOF..He gets a mansion, but his ex-wife gets TWO mansions……The GENIE says, “what is your third wish?” To which the man says, “beat me half to death.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wayout Posted May 15, 2014 Members Share Posted May 15, 2014 For other weird candies that actually exist: http://www.weirdworm.com/8-weird-candies-that-actually-exist/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RA1 Posted May 15, 2014 Members Share Posted May 15, 2014 I sure don't want those out of a cardboard box. Best regards, RA1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RA1 Posted May 20, 2014 Members Share Posted May 20, 2014 Mormons, also. Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsGuy Posted May 20, 2014 Members Share Posted May 20, 2014 Mormons missionaries are a lot cuter than those pugly Jehovah's Witness drabs. wayout and AdamSmith 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Rather more open to playing mind-fuck too. As would only be expected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PasadenaCA Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Here's a simple and effective way to end the conversation. As you open the door say "Finally, are you with the Center for Disease Control?", while dressed like this: As they run away, yell, "Sorry, I meant the Center for Disease Control and Prevention. Please come back." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wayout Posted May 21, 2014 Members Share Posted May 21, 2014 Mormons missionaries are a lot cuter than those pugly Jehovah's Witness drabs. Which brings to mind the obvious...Mormon missionary position RA1 and AdamSmith 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 wayout 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 'Ode to Joy' by Mr Bean: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oWGZdYNpaSo wayout 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
