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Especially the shower in a hotel you have never visited before. ^_^ It can really be a hot experience and not a comforting one. ^_^

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Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

Brenda, may I come in? I've somethin' to tell ya.

Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?

That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery...

Oh, God no! Please don't tell me.

I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry.

Finally, she looked up. How did it happen, Tim?

It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned.

Faith an' Begorrah! But you must tell me the truth, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?

Well, Brenda... No. In fact, he got out three times to pee.

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