AdamSmith Posted December 19, 2013 Posted December 19, 2013 Now I know what to get hito for Christmas... ...NOT! (Alas! ) wayout 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted December 20, 2013 Posted December 20, 2013 Hadn't thought about this! JKane and wayout 2 Quote
Members lookin Posted December 21, 2013 Members Posted December 21, 2013 A guy gets his very first new Mercedes and decides he'd like to have a rabbi say a blessing. So he asks an Orthodox rabbi to say a bracha over it. 'Nothing doing.', says the rebbe. 'We don't trouble Adonai about a car!' Next he calls a Conservative rabbi who asks if he belongs to the congregation. When the guy tells him he doesn't, the rabbi says, 'Sorry, we can't do a bracha for a non-member.' Finally he asks a Reform rabbi, who is much more accommodating. 'Sure, why not?', says the rabbi. 'Um, tell me though, what's a bracha?' MsGuy and AdamSmith 2 Quote
Members MsGuy Posted December 21, 2013 Members Posted December 21, 2013 Thank you for remembering to give us a link to the definition of bracha, lookin. You're the best! Quote
Members MsGuy Posted December 22, 2013 Members Posted December 22, 2013 Especially for RA1: JKane 1 Quote
Members MsGuy Posted December 22, 2013 Members Posted December 22, 2013 No, of course I didn't mean you! Why on earth would you think that? AdamSmith and lookin 2 Quote
Members RA1 Posted December 22, 2013 Members Posted December 22, 2013 I have no so called assault weapons in my possession. If things get that bad, I may just surrender. OTOH, any intruders likely will not find me at home because I will be on the road (again). Best regards, RA1 Quote
Members MsGuy Posted December 22, 2013 Members Posted December 22, 2013 Ahem. OK, AS, I admit it, you got me... I did mean you. Quote
AdamSmith Posted December 22, 2013 Posted December 22, 2013 I did mean you. Shocked, shocked. ----- Clem Kadiddlehopper's mother-in-law: "Well, I never!" Clem: "Probably not!" Quote
