AdamSmith Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough." "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams. “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her," and he hangs up. Now, the son is worried. He calls his sister. She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" She calls their father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing. The two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper. DO YOU HEAR ME?” She hangs up the phone. The old man turns to his wife and says, "Okay, they’re both coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares." wayout 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted November 5, 2013 Posted November 5, 2013 I admit I'm a hypochondriac, but I take a placebo for it. Quote
Members RA1 Posted November 5, 2013 Members Posted November 5, 2013 Do you get instant relief or is it a placebo with time release qualities? Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith and MsGuy 2 Quote
Members RA1 Posted November 5, 2013 Members Posted November 5, 2013 Grandpa died quietly in his sleep today but his children and grandchildren who were riding in the back of the airplane he was flying screamed all the way to the ground. Best regards, RA1 MsGuy and AdamSmith 2 Quote
AdamSmith Posted November 5, 2013 Posted November 5, 2013 No joke. I had forgotten he said this. JKane 1 Quote
