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Guest hitoallusa
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Oh my does this meant that a gay priest will fuck a... ^_^ I don't know why but thinking sex with a girl makes me vomit.. Why is that I don't know.. There must be a scientific explanation for that.. Anyways, gay priests are like us; they like men... I don't think they will fuck a girl because they dress like a boy... lol.. ^_^

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up like an altar boy.

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Why are they called nuns?

Cause they ain't never had none, and they ain't never going to get none.

(Elegant erudite Wallace Stevens burst out with this one to fellow poets on walking into a meeting of the Bollingen Poetry Prize Committee ca. 1952.

You never knew with him. On another occasion he deplored some female poet's use of the word "womb," adding "I can't even pronounce the filthy thing.")

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That reminds me. Anyone else ever tried "Latvian" style cognac? This is served as a shot glass full of cognac with a horizontal slice of lemon, topped with a scant teaspoon of sugar. Obviously, shoot the cognac down with one swallow, followed by eating the whole lemon + sugar, also all at once. Pretty amazing but also pretty caloric. :smile:

Best regards,

RA1

Guest hitoallusa
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Oh my that sounds too fattening.. ^_^ I will pass.. ^_^ I love fresh lemon though.. I might make some lemonade tomorrow come to think of it....

That reminds me. Anyone else ever tried "Latvian" style cognac? This is served as a shot glass full of cognac with a horizontal slice of lemon, topped with a scant teaspoon of sugar. Obviously, shoot the cognac down with one swallow, followed by eating the whole lemon + sugar, also all at once. Pretty amazing but also pretty caloric. :smile:

Best regards,
RA1

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