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A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.

She texted:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.
The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:
I'm on the toilet. Please advise.
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This reminds me of a roommate I had back in the day. He insisted on keeping the bathroom door open every time he took a shit.

Never figured out if he did this just for my benefit. ^_^

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Oh my AS I think it's romantic that you can

share and show everything with your partner..^_^

Hah! My ex had the very same habit.

Note that he is now the ex.

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