Members RA1 Posted August 12, 2013 Members Posted August 12, 2013 Is this similar to I lost 200 pounds of ugly fat, I got a divorce? Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote
Guest EXPAT Posted August 13, 2013 Posted August 13, 2013 A man and his wife moved back home to Minnesota from Arizona. The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Arizona was $2,000.00 a year!!!When they arrived in Minnesota, they went to an Insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg. The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, "$39.00."The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Minnesota to insure, because it cost him $2,000.00 in Arizona!!!The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, "Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system over it, is $39.00." Quote
AdamSmith Posted August 13, 2013 Posted August 13, 2013 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed Father.' 'Well then, was it Rosa DiAngelo?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'Four month's vacation and five excellent Leads.' Quote
AdamSmith Posted August 14, 2013 Posted August 14, 2013 . . . nerds The expression one believes is "Dr Chadwick, i presume?" Quote
