Members wayout Posted March 18, 2013 Members Posted March 18, 2013 There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table. Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa's drink, and after a while, Grandpa excused himself because he had to go to the bathroom. When he returned, however, his trousers are wet all over. 'What happened, Grandpa?' asked his concerned children. 'Well,' he answered, 'I don't really know. I had to go to the bathroom; so I took it out and started to pee, but then, I saw that it wasn't mine, so I put it back!' lookin, JKane and mvan1 3 Quote
Members RA1 Posted March 19, 2013 Members Posted March 19, 2013 Without a doubt, I am a vert. Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote
Members wayout Posted March 19, 2013 Members Posted March 19, 2013 Without a doubt, I am a vert. Best regards, RA1 But which one in particular? extro, intro or per? Quote
Members RA1 Posted March 19, 2013 Members Posted March 19, 2013 Each and everyone. It just depends upon when and where and why. Thanks for asking. Best regards, RA1 Quote
Members RA1 Posted March 20, 2013 Members Posted March 20, 2013 Probably too old also but that is a different index, isn't it? Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote
Members RA1 Posted March 20, 2013 Members Posted March 20, 2013 Ich liebe dich sounds more like porn whether shouted or not. Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted March 20, 2013 Posted March 20, 2013 Ich liebe dich sounds more like porn whether shouted or not. As do many things in German, come to think. RA1 1 Quote
Members wayout Posted March 20, 2013 Members Posted March 20, 2013 ​ AdamSmith, TotallyOz, JKane and 1 other 4 Quote
Members RA1 Posted March 20, 2013 Members Posted March 20, 2013 As do many things in German, come to think. You are such a storm trooper. :) Best regards, RA1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted March 20, 2013 Posted March 20, 2013 Even if not a sturm und drang trooper. In any event, thanks. I think! AdamSmith 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted March 20, 2013 Posted March 20, 2013 I know this should be in the Politics forum, but what the hey. Quote
Members RA1 Posted March 20, 2013 Members Posted March 20, 2013 Which is it, storm and drive or storm and urge? Of course, it could be storm and stress but I am hoping that is not the case. Storm and urge is my favorite. March madness is among my favorite sports pastimes but April madness is always with one. Best regards, RA1 Quote
Members wayout Posted March 21, 2013 Members Posted March 21, 2013 My wife left a post-it note on the fridge, “I'm sorry. It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore! I've gone to stay at my Dad’s." I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold. Not sure what she was talking about! mvan1 and lookin 2 Quote
Members JKane Posted March 21, 2013 Members Posted March 21, 2013 What do you call a horse that is good at arts and crafts?Glue. wayout and AdamSmith 2 Quote
Members RA1 Posted March 21, 2013 Members Posted March 21, 2013 No point in driving drunk when they will deliver. Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote
