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LOL.

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There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table.



Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa's drink, and after a while, Grandpa excused himself because he had to go to the bathroom. When he returned, however, his trousers are wet all over.



'What happened, Grandpa?' asked his concerned children.



'Well,' he answered, 'I don't really know. I had to go to the bathroom; so I took it out and started to pee, but then, I saw that it wasn't mine, so I put it back!'

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Each and everyone. It just depends upon when and where and why. ^_^

Thanks for asking. ^_^

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Probably too old also but that is a different index, isn't it?

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Ich liebe dich sounds more like porn whether shouted or not. ^_^

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As do many things in German, come to think. :smile:

You are such a storm trooper. ^_^ :)

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Which is it, storm and drive or storm and urge? Of course, it could be storm and stress but I am hoping that is not the case. ^_^ Storm and urge is my favorite. ^_^

March madness is among my favorite sports pastimes but April madness is always with one. ^_^

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My wife left a post-it note on the fridge,

“I'm sorry. It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore! I've gone to stay at my Dad’s."


I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold. Not sure what she was talking about!

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