AdamSmith Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 RA1 and wayout 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 (What this says about our dear hitoall is left as an exercise for the reader. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members RA1 Posted July 20, 2013 Members Share Posted July 20, 2013 This reminds me of some actual advice from an attorney who was a personal friend. If you are driving along after some drinks and get stopped, take from your glove compartment a half pint of liquor and chug-a-lug it in front of an officer. Your excuse being you were so nervous from being stopped that you had to have a drink. Then, they can arrest you for public intoxication but not DUI. He didn't say it was "good" advice. Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RA1 Posted July 20, 2013 Members Share Posted July 20, 2013 One addendum. I learned we are all responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities OR POLICITIANS. Best regards, RA1 wayout 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 ...Probably should have put this in the Political Joke thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 5 Russian drinking jokes A Gentleman comes to the shop and asked,- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.After Half an hour l he comes again and asked again,- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.After hour he comes again and asked to the shopkeeper- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of... of Sprite. It seems Coca-cola makes me sick! A patient went to a doctor. Patient was suffering from insomnia, nervous breakdown and Depression. After some checking the doctor said,Doctor: This medicine is for insomnia, this one is for nervous break-down, and also take this one for depression. Patient: Thank you very much, doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides vodka? Two friends Went in a bar and ordered bee. One of them adds:- Make sure the mug is clean!After a minute the waiter brings two beer mugs and asks:- Which of you ordered beer in a clean mug? Tell us, what forces you to drink vodka every day?- Nothing. I'm a volunteer. The Traffic police stops a car.Policeman asked the man, Have you drunk vodka today?Driver: No.Policeman: Breathe into the tube... Well, no alcohol is detected... Maybe the tube is broken… (breathes into the tube himself) No, it's working! wayout and RA1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Not sure what the joke is but I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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