Members JKane Posted March 10, 2013 Members Posted March 10, 2013 What do you call a cheap male prostitute with a big dick?$5 footlong. ------- RA1, wayout and AdamSmith 3 Quote
Members JKane Posted March 11, 2013 Members Posted March 11, 2013 What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full. ----------- Quote
Members wayout Posted March 13, 2013 Members Posted March 13, 2013 Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday." On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? " "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: Oo . Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "Wow!" says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?" "Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles like this: oO . Then I pointed to the little circle and said, 'This is your asshole before prison...'" AdamSmith and mvan1 2 Quote
Members RA1 Posted March 13, 2013 Members Posted March 13, 2013 Just one question: Where can I get a $2 haircut? Best regards, RA1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 Where can I get a $2 haircut? As she said -- directly above the grey face! (If you don't have one, I could lend you mine.) Quote
Members RA1 Posted March 13, 2013 Members Posted March 13, 2013 I was asking about a cheap haircut. I am not sure what a grey face really is and I may not want to know. Best regards, RA1 Quote
Members RA1 Posted March 13, 2013 Members Posted March 13, 2013 The cello player you provide might indeed be grey but what does that say about Yo Yo Ma? Are you suggesting that he is a Grey? Please explain. Best regards, RA1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 Please explain. Wouldn't dream of trying. Quote
Members RA1 Posted March 13, 2013 Members Posted March 13, 2013 So, the Greys have you under their control? Nothing surprises me these days. Best regards, RA1 Quote
Guest EXPAT Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 It’s already starting. Donald Trump wants to see the new Pope’s birth certificate. - Joy Behar Quote
Members RA1 Posted March 15, 2013 Members Posted March 15, 2013 Norman Leary? Best regards, RA1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 I can just hear Edith scuttling out of the kitchen warbling the caption above. Quote
Members RA1 Posted March 15, 2013 Members Posted March 15, 2013 I think must be Norman Lear you are thinking of. I was going to a combination of Norman Rockwell and Timothy Leary. Best regards, RA1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 Ah. Way ahead of me. Somehow there is perverse genius in associating a psychologically habituating substance (as depicted above) with the concept 'Freedom from Want' (the iconic Thanksgiving painting). (Pardon the Cliff's Notes. ) Quote
Members wayout Posted March 17, 2013 Members Posted March 17, 2013 Happy St. Patrick's Day ​ ​ JKane and AdamSmith 2 Quote
