Guest EXPAT Posted July 12, 2013 Posted July 12, 2013 There is a new Latin boy band coming along. It's called 'Juan Direction'. haha Quote
AdamSmith Posted July 12, 2013 Posted July 12, 2013 There is a new Latin boy band coming along. It's called 'Juan Direction'. haha Wand Erection Quote
Guest EXPAT Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 Not necessarily a joke but I would be an 9 on this scale I think. . . Quote
Guest hitoallusa Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 Oh honey, once you have sex me you have to take responsibility of me since I'm yours now. Aww don't worry honey, I will take care of the wedding.. You don't have to lift a finger.. When I can meet my in-laws? Quote
AdamSmith Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 Oh honey, once you have sex me you have to take responsibility of me since I'm yours now. Even if we use contraception?! Quote
TotallyOz Posted July 17, 2013 Author Posted July 17, 2013 I can't get enough of this one. wayout, MsGuy and AdamSmith 3 Quote
Members wayout Posted July 17, 2013 Members Posted July 17, 2013 Male Logic: Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose. Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No Man: Where’s your Ferrari? AdamSmith 1 Quote
Members wayout Posted July 17, 2013 Members Posted July 17, 2013 AdamSmith, TotallyOz and JKane 3 Quote
