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Guest Larstrup
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22 hours ago, Larstrup said:

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 I apologize for so many orgasms. ( i’ve never said that before) 

Seemingly, I kept tapping on the + image button  too many times because I didn’t see the image appearing.  In the end we got multiple frames .

Alas. At least for ordinary folks the image is probably clear enough. :rolleyes:

 

 

Guest Larstrup
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Me putting my foot down and telling my friends I’m not drinking tonight.

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Guest Larstrup
Posted
3 hours ago, AdamSmith said:

^_^

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I'm sure it was funny, but.....

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Posted
On 7/8/2018 at 1:31 PM, AdamSmith said:

^_^

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21 hours ago, Larstrup said:

I'm sure it was funny, but.....

"The request could not be satisfied"

"Request blocked"

Story of my life.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, MsGuy said:

Do you think he will come?

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Get a grip on yourself, Jordy!

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/David-Beckham-to-Present-Soccer-Stadium-Proposal-to-Miami-Commissioners-488047121.html

My babies coming to Miami!!!

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David Beckham to Present Soccer Stadium Proposal to Miami Commissioners

Soccer star David Beckham is appearing before City of Miami commissioners Thursday to discuss his proposals for a new soccer stadium on the site of a public golf course.

Passionate residents and workers went before the commission at city hall in the afternoon to voice their opinions on the new sports complex for Beckham's Major League Soccer franchise.

Beckham and his partners, including Jorge Mas, want the location of the complex, called Miami Freedom Park, at the current Melreese Country Club, off Northwest 37th Avenue and the Dolphin Expressway near Miami International Airport.

In addition to the 28,000-seat stadium, the land would feature 110 acres of permanent green space and 23 acres of youth soccer fields which would be open to the public. The park could bring in $40 million worth of annual tax revenue and the group will also donate $20 million to the city to help operate the park while creating 11,000 jobs over the next three years.

Beckham Expected to Present Stadium Proposal to Miami Commissioners

 
 
[MI] Beckham Expected to Present Stadium Proposal to Miami Commissioners
Soccer star David Beckham is expected to appear before City of Miami commissioners Thursday to discuss his proposals for a new soccer stadium on the site of a public golf course.
(Published 4 hours ago)

"I’ve seen this movie before. A millionaire wants public land or public money to build a stadium or build a project. It has to happen right away, it's an emergency, they promise millions in tax revenue and thousands of jobs. Don't worry about all the details," one woman said.

"I’m very much in support of allowing soccer to be on the ballot or the proposal to do Melreese as a soccer facility," one man told commissioners.

Commissioners won't be voting on the actual project Thursday, but will be considering language for a November ballot on the possibility of bringing soccer to Miami. It involves who can lease the public land and whether to override competitive bidding, which is required by law.

Edgar Estrada for Nicklaus Children’s Hospital
 

 

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Dad, I'm bi-sexual.

So that means you would date men?

Yep.

Or women?

Yep.

And that's what "bi" means?

Yep.

But you haven't had a date in over a year. Does that mean you're on stand-bi?

Dad!!!!!

 

 

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I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”

“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

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