AdamSmith Posted January 2, 2016 Posted January 2, 2016 My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, "Is that the best you can do?" Courtesy of Sickipedia.org: http://www.sickipedia.org/sex-and-shit/incest/my-daughter-has-reached-that-age-where-she-is-asking-65552#ixzz3w6fdL67s Quote
AdamSmith Posted January 2, 2016 Posted January 2, 2016 Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mum one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little shit!" A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to. Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so fucking funny when it's YOUR mum, is it?" Courtesy of Sickipedia.org: http://www.sickipedia.org/sex-and-shit/incest#ixzz3w6g7iTsy Quote
Members MsAnn Posted January 2, 2016 Members Posted January 2, 2016 Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mum one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little shit!" A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to. Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so fucking funny when it's YOUR mum, is it?" Courtesy of Sickipedia.org: http://www.sickipedia.org/sex-and-shit/incest#ixzz3w6g7iTsy I don't suppose I could talk you into posting this.... Quote
AdamSmith Posted January 2, 2016 Posted January 2, 2016 I don't suppose I could talk you into posting this.... Lemme work up to it. Quote
Members MsGuy Posted January 2, 2016 Members Posted January 2, 2016 "It's not so fucking funny when it's YOUR mum, is it?" "Hey, some Moms like a little fun on the side." ==== A while back we had a real life case of granny fucking hereabouts. The family involved went to church one Sunday leaving their thoroughly addled granny in the care of their retarded 19 year old son. Nature took its course and the family returned to find the kid humping the hell out of granny. The kid may have been a little slow in school but he twigged to how much fun he could have with granny right off the bat. The family had to mount a guard on granny 'cause he went for her every chance he got. Of course it didn't help matters that granny took to yanking up her skirt every time the kid came in the same room. True story. AdamSmith 1 Quote
Guest zipperzone Posted January 4, 2016 Posted January 4, 2016 Handsome guys are most welcomed Can someone please explain how this post landed in the Joke for the Day forum? Or am I missing something? Quote
Members RA1 Posted January 7, 2016 Members Posted January 7, 2016 I was a virgin when my mother gave birth to me. Shall we discuss what happened thereafter? Best regards, RA1 Quote
