Members MsAnn Posted February 25, 2015 Members Posted February 25, 2015 OK, not a joke in the traditional sense, but still "laugh-out-loud" kinda stuff. https://screen.yahoo.com/the-daily-show/raging-bill-050000922.html He'll be missed: Jon, not Bill Quote
AdamSmith Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 Long Island Rail Road locomotive cab interior (real-world, not fake; I know the guy who operates it). Note how the Rockwell logo has been modified. Quote
Members RA1 Posted February 28, 2015 Members Posted February 28, 2015 LIRR cab. At first I thought you meant Norman. Best regards, RA1 Quote
Members lookin Posted February 28, 2015 Members Posted February 28, 2015 Note how the Rockwell logo has been modified. One more reason Fuckefeller Rockefeller Center keeps its signage out of reach. AdamSmith 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 As within most colonies, the Queen spends all her time laying eggs, perhaps up to 1500 a day. Quote
Members MsGuy Posted March 1, 2015 Members Posted March 1, 2015 Sometimes I see myself in a comic strip. lookin and AdamSmith 2 Quote
Members RA1 Posted March 2, 2015 Members Posted March 2, 2015 Are you now King Adam or merely the pretender to the throne of King Arthur? In other words, African or European? Best regards, RA1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted March 4, 2015 Posted March 4, 2015 Pontius Pilate: 'I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...' [A guard sniggers] Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?' [More sniggering] Pontius Pilate: 'What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... Biggus...' [sniggering] Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?' [both guards snigger] Pontius Pilate: 'He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks.' THE LIFE OF BRIAN Python's 25 Funniest Quotes: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10463680/Monty-Pythons-25-funniest-quotes.html Quote
AdamSmith Posted March 4, 2015 Posted March 4, 2015 Tedious prophet, quoting from the Book of Cyril: 'There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things... with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock.' THE LIFE OF BRIAN Quote
AdamSmith Posted March 4, 2015 Posted March 4, 2015 Henry Kissinger, I've been missin' yer You're the doctor of my dreams With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare And your Machiavellian schemes All right, so people say that you don't care But you've got nicer legs than Hitler and bigger tits than Cher Henry Kissinger, how I'm missin' yer And wishing you were here ODE TO HENRY KISSINGER Quote
Members RA1 Posted March 4, 2015 Members Posted March 4, 2015 Perhaps Henry the K did not use private email for government business? Best regards, RA1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted March 6, 2015 Posted March 6, 2015 Fox: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what may be the most serious allegation ever made against the former Secretary of State, Fox News Channel reported today that Hillary Clinton was involved in the conspiracy to murder President Abraham Lincoln. The latest charge against Mrs. Clinton was reported by Fox host Sean Hannity, who said that the evidence of her role in the Lincoln assassination came mainly in the form of e-mails. According to Mr. Hannity, “If it’s true that Hillary Clinton killed Lincoln, this could have a major impact on her chances in 2016.” The accusation against Mrs. Clinton drew a strong response from Sen. Lindsey Graham (R.—S. Carolina): “There’s been a concerted effort by Hillary Clinton to cover up her role in President Lincoln’s murder. She has said nothing about it. This is bigger than Watergate, the Cuban missile crisis, and the Second World War put together.” Responding to the allegation, Mrs. Clinton issued a terse statement indicating that she could not have participated in Lincoln’s assassination because she was born in 1947. “That’s what she wants us to believe,” Sen. Graham said. http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/fox-new-evidence-hillary-killed-lincoln lookin 1 Quote
