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Is aerolae the plural of Aurelius or the feminine? ^_^

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But, it might.

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Where does the line form to watch those about to be inoculated? ^_^

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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

News in BriefhealthfitnessLifestyle ISSUE 51•05 Feb 6, 2015
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ROCHESTER, MN—In an effort to help working individuals improve their fitness and well-being, experts at the Mayo Clinic issued a new set of health guidelines Thursday recommending that Americans stand up at their desk, leave their office, and never return. “Many Americans spend a minimum of eight hours per day sitting in an office, but we observed significant physical and mental health benefits in subjects after just one instance of standing up, walking out the door, and never coming back to their place of work again,” said researcher Claudine Sparks, who explained that those who implemented the practice in their lives reported an improvement in mood and reduced stress that lasted for the remainder of the day, and which appeared to persist even into subsequent weeks. “We encourage Americans to experiment with stretching their legs by strolling across their office and leaving all their responsibilities behind forever just one time to see how much better they feel. People tend to become more productive, motivated, and happy almost immediately. We found that you can also really get the blood flowing by pairing this activity with hurling your staff ID across the parking lot.” Sparks added that Americans could maximize positive effects by using their lunch break to walk until nothing looks familiar anymore and your old life is a distant memory.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leavi,37957/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:2:Default

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Gratified to realize I've never seen any of his flicks except Throw Mama from the Train and Spinal Tap.

Throw Mama from the Train was hilarious!

p.s. Mama was my fave. ^_^

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Roger Ebert's review of the movie was perfect, from my perspective:

"Throw Momma from the Train" is a series of missed opportunities and unexploited situations, a movie that wants to have genuine nastiness at its heart but never quite works up the energy or the nerve to be truly heartless.

Couldn't have said it better and I have always rated it as sub-par in all categories of what makes a good movie...including the key actors' performances.

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