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Sometimes I believe there is a different order to this sequence. :smile:

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Sometimes I believe there is a different order to this sequence. :smile:

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Probably any combination of the three in a sequence make sense and has happened to someone at some point ^_^

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No fair doing all the different sequences and then, starting over. Although I suppose starting over is the beginning of each sequence, isn't it? ;)

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What is the difference between a very bad driver and one talking on the phone?

Answer: Not much.

Likely this has been discussed more than once before but it boggles my mind that we all can easily observe other drivers and their poor performance but apparently everyone thinks this only applies to others. We can do it. Well, no, we can't. We all either get in one lane, tail gate and ignore what we should be doing. Or, we drive at a speed different from the flow of traffic, usually slower. Again, ignoring all driving except to keep moving and basically go straight ahead.

This is illegal in many states and stupid in all of them. Being the hopeless romantic and optimist that I am, I am hoping that one day there will be the same relative recognition for not phoning while driving that there is for the use of seat belts of which I observe to be highly used. :smile:

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I'd love to see a version of this chart for men. Or would that make no sense at all? ^_^

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And don't forget...great for spelling bees!

Another example. I don't think I have ever seen a bee spell anything. ^_^

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Whiny Bimbo. Do I have to qualify on both counts? Do I have to? Tell me, do I have to?

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Top 10 Country Western Songs

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is:

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day long.

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The last 3 are too close to home for comment. ^_^

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