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A man and his dog wash up on an island inhabited only by a flock of sheep. Time passes and eventually the man starts thinking about the sheep in a certain way but whenever he tries to approach them, the dog scares them off. After months of this, a beautiful woman washes up onto shore. The man meets her and says: "Could you watch my dog for an hour?"

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AS-

The 3rd quarterly payment was due last month, the year end is over 2 months away and 15 April is but a haze spot on the horizon. So, who is after you? ^_^

Best regards,

RA1

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Jury: a group of twelve men who, having lied to the judge about their hearing, health and business engagements, have failed to fool him.

H.L. Mencken

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