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Guest hitoallusa
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Aww what a considerate husband! I want a husband like that.^_^

Guest Hoover42
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Yeah, but can he deliver on his promises?

Aye, there's the rub.

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Still... nothing ventured, nothing gained. :P

This artist (oglaf.com) is worth following if you like bizarre, often raunchy, comics.

Guest hitoallusa
Posted

For a moment when the photo was slowly loading I thought I was getting an engagement ring..^_^

  • Members
Posted

Everyone might have already heard this one, but if not;

Man comes home with a duck under his arm and says,

Look at the pig I've been fuckin

His wife says

That's not a pig, that's a duck

The man says

I wasn't talkin to you

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For a moment when the photo was slowly loading I thought I was getting an engagement ring..^_^

You wouldn't rather that nice pair of engagement slippers? So much more comfy! ^_^

Guest hitoallusa
Posted

AS I can't believe such a knowledgable person doesn't know how important THE Engagement ring is to a girl. ^_^ What you did is like getting a necklace or earrings from a long term bf who should be proposing... Most girls will cry to their death.. I can't believe you said that.

I'm giving you a silent treatment for a month.. Come to think of it I think it won't be a punishment for you because you will be free from my nagging and criticism.. I will get back to you on what your punishment will be.. Hmm what will be good.. Lol

  • Members
Posted

RE: Guess which one is rich? It better be the girl. ^_^

Best regards,

RA1

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