Guest hitoallusa Posted August 11, 2014 Posted August 11, 2014 I wonder what heaven is like.... Quote
Guest zipperzone Posted August 11, 2014 Posted August 11, 2014 I wonder what heaven is like.... Free shoes, no limit. Quote
Members RA1 Posted August 12, 2014 Members Posted August 12, 2014 If your butt is stuffed with a boneless banana, is it indeed "stuffed"? Best regards, RA1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted August 12, 2014 Posted August 12, 2014 If your butt is stuffed with a boneless banana, is it indeed "stuffed"? Depends on the two objects' relative diameters, obviously. Quote
Members RA1 Posted August 12, 2014 Members Posted August 12, 2014 Ah, but no bone? How supercilious. Or, is that supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? Best regards, RA1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted August 12, 2014 Posted August 12, 2014 Ah, but no bone? How supercilious. Or, is that supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? If you were me (all right, I ), I would suspect you of having had a liquid lunch today. RA1 1 Quote
Members MsGuy Posted August 12, 2014 Members Posted August 12, 2014 OK, I'll bite... WTF is a 'boneless' banana? Quote
Members RA1 Posted August 13, 2014 Members Posted August 13, 2014 "If you were me, I would suspect you of having a liquid lunch today." Wouldn't you or I know? Best regards, RA1 Quote
Members RA1 Posted August 14, 2014 Members Posted August 14, 2014 The meal of Jamaican luge riders? Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote
Members lookin Posted August 14, 2014 Members Posted August 14, 2014 Natural and artificial cock flavors? No doubt with hints of silicone and phthalates. MsGuy and AdamSmith 2 Quote
Members lookin Posted August 16, 2014 Members Posted August 16, 2014 MsGuy, AdamSmith and wayout 3 Quote
Members lookin Posted August 16, 2014 Members Posted August 16, 2014 By far, LaWanda Page was my favorite character on that show. While she was generally after Fred with that pocketbook, my funniest memory is her running another woman out of the room, waving her purse and yelling, "Her behind belongs to me!" Went to see her at a local university when she was getting up there in years, and she was still funny as hell. She began by thanking all the white men in the audience for showing black men they needed to learn to eat pussy if they wanted to stay in the game. Funny woman! MsGuy and AdamSmith 2 Quote
AdamSmith Posted August 17, 2014 Posted August 17, 2014 buzzard buhz-erd n. originates in Elgin, IL. a contemptible white trash plastic Graphix bong smoker. Duplex or trailer dweller. A person with feathered hair, tight stone washed jeans with oil stained white T's. Some still carry combs in their back pockets and most are known to indulge in Marlboro Reds. Can be seen with a buddy leaning over muscle car engines with a 30 pack of Old Style either after work as the sun goes down or on sweltering weekend afternoons. Do not attempt to battle a buzzard because there is always another one lurking behind a dumpster waiting for a cheap shot. Buzzards are known to carry knives, chains and/or brass-knuckles. Lack of teeth is fairly common in a buzzard due to meth-amphetamine use or due to perpetual knuckle-sandwiches. The only thing more dangerous than a buzzard is the pregnant wife of a buzzard. When a woman is of buzzard her behavior is unpredictable and erratic. The only things that can be used to calm a buzzard are: low-grade marijuana, Penthouse backorders from the 80's, Boones Farm wine and the lulling tunes of Sammy Hagar. "That buzzard stole my carburetor." "That buzzard suckerpunched me outside Danny's pizza." "You're turning into a fucking chainsmoking buzzard!" "You're moving to South Elgin? Are you trying to get in tune with buzzard culture?" http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Buzzard Quote
Members RA1 Posted August 17, 2014 Members Posted August 17, 2014 Sounds like a guy I used to work with although he pronounced Eglin, Elgin and vice versa. In those days we flew to Destin, FL quite a lot which involves talking and dealing with Eglin AFB. With all the fighter traffic, sometimes it was a chore to get into Destin. Usually a story after returning. Unfailingly we asked him if he went via Illinois on his way when he talked about Elgin AFB. Best regards, RA1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted August 18, 2014 Posted August 18, 2014 Ann Coulter: 'Give ebola to migrant children' http://dailycurrant.com/2014/08/07/ann-coulter-give-ebola-to-migrant-children-2/ Quote
Members MsGuy Posted August 18, 2014 Members Posted August 18, 2014 Justin Beiber contracts Ebola. http://dailycurrant.com/2014/08/14/justin-bieber-hospitalized-with-ebola-2/ Quote
