Members RA1 Posted July 9, 2014 Members Posted July 9, 2014 Is this the one with the statue crying because Brazil was beaten by Germany? I knew there was such a picture but did not look for it. This looks more like a crazed Packers fan signaling a touchdown; however, by which team is undetermined. Best regards, RA1 Quote
Members RA1 Posted July 9, 2014 Members Posted July 9, 2014 If sprechen sie deutsch, do not be ashamed. Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted July 10, 2014 Posted July 10, 2014 Blackadder: The Cavalier Years http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_SXf9-Z3jwk Quote
AdamSmith Posted July 10, 2014 Posted July 10, 2014 Atkinson talks about Mr Bean. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RCMCIv60_Rk Quote
AdamSmith Posted July 10, 2014 Posted July 10, 2014 Being a Scotsman, I am naturally opposed to water in its undiluted state. Dr. Alister MacKenzie (1870 – 1934) British golf course architect I only drink to steady my nerves…sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months. W.C. Fields I admit to spending a fortune on women, booze and gambling…the rest I spend foolishly.Charles 'Chic' Murray (1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.Dean Martin I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.David Lee Roth I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead.Laura Kightlinger Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.W.C. Fields wayout 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted July 10, 2014 Posted July 10, 2014 A study shows that ninety per cent of men inflate the number of their sex partners, while the other ten per cent inflate their sex partners. Craig Kilborn Making love to a woman is like buying real estate: location, location, location. Carol Leifer Last night I asked my husband, Whats your favorite sexual position? and he said, Next door. Joan Rivers I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two peoplebetween five, it's fantastic. Woody Allen A hooker once told me she had a headache. Rodney Dangerfield I have low self-esteem; when we were in bed together, I would fantasize that I was someone else. Richard Lewis Have you ever tried to put an oyster in a slot machine? Carl Reiner My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. Joan Rivers When he tells you he wants to exchange ideas, what he really wants is to exchange fluids. Woody Allen I liked Amsterdam -- I spent $2,000 window-shopping. Rich Vos By the time my friend was eighteen she had sown enough wild oats to make a grain deal with Russia. Phyllis Diller wayout 1 Quote
Members RA1 Posted July 10, 2014 Members Posted July 10, 2014 An aspirin is a vey effective birth control pill, just hold it between your knees. Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote
Members MsGuy Posted July 10, 2014 Members Posted July 10, 2014 They tell me I'm riddled with cancer So I'm planning to croak with elan If you'll pass the cigars and decanter I'll be dying as hard as I can. The late Felix Dennis, media magnate, popular English poet and bon vivant. wayout and AdamSmith 2 Quote
Members MsGuy Posted July 13, 2014 Members Posted July 13, 2014 Fashion tip for the 'straight acting' among us: Quote
