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[AdamSmith]

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[MsGuy]

Fucking hilarious! Better than Laurel & Hardy.

Do you have any info on where this happened, Wayout?

[RA1]

MsGuy-

You need some "better" net friends. This has been around for quite some time.

Best regards,

RA1

[MsGuy]

Yeah? So why didn't you forward me a copy, RA1?

[RA1]

Be glad to do so. Just pvt me your email address.

Best regards,

RA1

[MsGuy]

Just pvt me your email address.

LOL, I thought you had already it. Boy, I'm getting old.

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[AdamSmith]

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[JKane]

[JKane]

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Count me in......

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Regret!

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned

to helping the other monks in copying the old canons

and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies,

not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot

to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error

in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be

continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for

centuries, but you make a good point, my son."

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the

Original manuscripts are held as archives, in a locked vault that hasn't

been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the Old Abbot.

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.

He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.

"We missed the R! We missed the R! We missed the bloody R!"

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.

The young monk asks the old Abbot, "What's wrong, father?"

With a choking voice, the old Abbot replies, "The word was .

CELEBRATE!"

[AdamSmith]

[JKane]

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Two Tennessee farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.

Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes." Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes:.........Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"

The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

"Yeah."

"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."

"Yes, I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"

Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?"

"No."

"Then you're a queer"

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[JKane]

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Happy Easter!!!!

[AdamSmith]

[JKane]

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