Members wayout Posted March 16, 2014 Members Posted March 16, 2014 An Irish man is sitting a a bar drinking A gay man comes up to him and asks, "can i give you a blow job?"The Irishman stands up and punches the gay man. The bar tender comes over and asks, "Why did you hit that guy?" The Irish man replied, "He said somethin about me gettin a job" AdamSmith 1 Quote
Members wayout Posted March 16, 2014 Members Posted March 16, 2014 lookin, MsGuy and AdamSmith 3 Quote
Members lookin Posted March 17, 2014 Members Posted March 17, 2014 Why Paddy's Not At Work Today wayout, MsGuy and AdamSmith 3 Quote
Guest hitoallusa Posted March 17, 2014 Posted March 17, 2014 Aww they are so cute together.. I want a friend like that.. Quote
Guest hitoallusa Posted March 17, 2014 Posted March 17, 2014 Well AS people shower before sex? So it's clean but I don't think people clean floor before they drop Doritos on it. Quote
AdamSmith Posted March 17, 2014 Posted March 17, 2014 Well AS people shower before sex? So it's clean but I don't think people clean floor before they drop Doritos on it. Your logic is impeccable. Quote
AdamSmith Posted March 17, 2014 Posted March 17, 2014 Aww they are so cute together.. I want a friend like that.. Quote
Members lookin Posted March 17, 2014 Members Posted March 17, 2014 Aww they are so cute together.. I want a friend like that.. wayout and AdamSmith 2 Quote
Members RA1 Posted March 17, 2014 Members Posted March 17, 2014 Yes, you should. Everyone knows you drink white wine with bananas. Best regards, RA1 lookin and AdamSmith 2 Quote
Guest hitoallusa Posted March 17, 2014 Posted March 17, 2014 Aww AS this is real you~~~ The cup has Earl Grey I have brewed just for you. Quote
Members RA1 Posted March 17, 2014 Members Posted March 17, 2014 Well, they both have leaves. Best regards, RA1 MsGuy and AdamSmith 2 Quote
AdamSmith Posted March 17, 2014 Posted March 17, 2014 Exactly what I do after too many mint juleps. Quote
Members JKane Posted March 20, 2014 Members Posted March 20, 2014 AdamSmith, MsGuy and wayout 3 Quote
Members wayout Posted March 21, 2014 Members Posted March 21, 2014 A man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young man came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The new tenant smiled at the young man and he started a conversation with him. As they talked, his robe slipped open, and it was obvious that he had nothing else on and had a huge erection. The new tenant broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, the open robed young man placed his hand on the new tenant's arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." They went into his apartment; he closed the door to his apartment and leaned against it, allowing his robe to fall off completely. Now nude, he asked him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, the new tenant finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears." Astounded, and a little hurt the naked man asked, "My ears? Look at this body; it is fit and trim. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. Look at my cock, it is hard and huge. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?" Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming, that was me." RA1, AdamSmith, JKane and 1 other 4 Quote
AdamSmith Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 "Colorado sold over 14 million dollars-worth of marijuana in January. That's impressive considering Miley Cyrus was only there for 12 hours." Joan Rivers Quote
