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An Irish man is sitting a a bar drinking

A gay man comes up to him and asks, "can i give you a blow job?"
The Irishman stands up and punches the gay man.

The bar tender comes over and asks, "Why did you hit that guy?"

The Irish man replied, "He said somethin about me gettin a job"

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Aww they are so cute together.. I want a friend like that.. ^_^

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Well AS people shower before sex? So it's clean but I don't think people clean floor before they drop Doritos on it. :smile:

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Well AS people shower before sex? So it's clean but I don't think people clean floor before they drop Doritos on it. :smile:

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Your logic is impeccable.

Guest hitoallusa
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Aww AS this is real you~~~ The cup has Earl Grey I have brewed just for you. ^_^

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A man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young man came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

The new tenant smiled at the young man and he started a conversation with him. As they talked, his robe slipped open, and it was obvious that he had nothing else on and had a huge erection. The new tenant broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes, the open robed young man placed his hand on the new tenant's arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

They went into his apartment; he closed the door to his apartment and leaned against it, allowing his robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, he asked him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

Flustered and embarrassed, the new tenant finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."

Astounded, and a little hurt the naked man asked, "My ears? Look at this body; it is fit and trim. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. Look at my cock, it is hard and huge. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming, that was me."

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"Colorado sold over 14 million dollars-worth of marijuana in January. That's impressive considering Miley Cyrus was only there for 12 hours."

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