AdamSmith Posted March 12, 2014 Posted March 12, 2014 Joke courtesy Arthur C. Clarke, via Saint Stanley... Quote
Guest hitoallusa Posted March 13, 2014 Posted March 13, 2014 Wait I don't get this one?? And why does ever kind Lookin likes this statement??? Quote
Guest hitoallusa Posted March 13, 2014 Posted March 13, 2014 Yes sometimes creativity comes from taking time off.. Quote
Members lookin Posted March 13, 2014 Members Posted March 13, 2014 And why does ever kind Lookin likes this statement??? Over-the-top insult jokes have always been a treat. Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it! AdamSmith 1 Quote
Members RA1 Posted March 13, 2014 Members Posted March 13, 2014 Especially the shower in a hotel you have never visited before. It can really be a hot experience and not a comforting one. Best regards, RA1 Quote
Members RA1 Posted March 13, 2014 Members Posted March 13, 2014 With whom or what? Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote
Members JKane Posted March 14, 2014 Members Posted March 14, 2014 AdamSmith, wayout and MsGuy 3 Quote
AdamSmith Posted March 14, 2014 Posted March 14, 2014 Happy you-know-what day. wayout and lookin 2 Quote
Members lookin Posted March 16, 2014 Members Posted March 16, 2014 Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. Brenda, may I come in? I've somethin' to tell ya. Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband? That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery... Oh, God no! Please don't tell me. I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry. Finally, she looked up. How did it happen, Tim? It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned. Faith an' Begorrah! But you must tell me the truth, Tim. Did he at least go quickly? Well, Brenda... No. In fact, he got out three times to pee. AdamSmith and wayout 2 Quote