Guest Paragon Posted February 17, 2014 Posted February 17, 2014 Here's a Jay Dean joke especially picked for Adam Smith: It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Eileen was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do her stuff. As the Amazing Eileen took to the stage, she announced, “Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.” The excitement was almost electric as the Amazing Eileen withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from her coat. “I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It’s a very special watch. Its been in my family for six generations.” She began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, “Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch…. ” The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist’s fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. “CRAP ” said the hypnotist. It took three weeks to clean up the theatre. Quote
Members MsGuy Posted February 17, 2014 Members Posted February 17, 2014 Too messy. She should take the watch for repair. Did her shoes get dirty? Where is my Prince? I hope my Prince wasn't in the audience but I will wait for him if he was there.* *Saving Hito from having to post a response. lookin and AdamSmith 2 Quote
AdamSmith Posted February 17, 2014 Posted February 17, 2014 Too messy. She should take the watch for repair. Did her shoes get dirty? Where is my Prince? I hope my Prince wasn't in the audience but I will wait for him if he was there.* Careful it doesn't get stuck that way! lookin 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted February 18, 2014 Posted February 18, 2014 http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C90uhvXW1KM&feature=youtube_gdata_player&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DC90uhvXW1KM%26feature%3Dyoutube_gdata_player wayout 1 Quote
Members MsGuy Posted February 19, 2014 Members Posted February 19, 2014 Guess who's been binge reading gay webcomic strips until the rasterburn fried his retinas. Just for clarity, Fox (right) is a risk-taking twenty something twink bi and the guy he's talking to is Nyarlthehotep (left), priest/messenger of the blind idiot god Azathoth. Oh, and a toaster-Mac is just what it sounds like. I wonder if he means to resurrect sassy early 1970's Julia or hunched over, slightly senile 1990's Julia? As for Barbara, not sure if it would make much difference. AdamSmith 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted February 19, 2014 Posted February 19, 2014 This one? (They really did send this out one year.) P.S. "Nyarlathotep." The consequences of pronunciation and nomenclature errors in Lovecraft's cosmos can be dire! wayout 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted February 19, 2014 Posted February 19, 2014 Hm. Another not-joke. MsGuy, wayout and JKane 3 Quote
