AdamSmith Posted February 11, 2014 Posted February 11, 2014 "How are you going to????????" HA! Very good! ...waiting for something? Quote
AdamSmith Posted February 11, 2014 Posted February 11, 2014 Caution: Extreme Political Uncorrectness Ahead! JKane 1 Quote
Guest Paragon Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 via the blog of Jay Dean: A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather head is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax… OH, MY GOD!” Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!” A passenger in Business class yelled, “That’s nothing. You should see the back of mine!” Quote
Members RA1 Posted February 13, 2014 Members Posted February 13, 2014 The reason Yugos have heated rear windows is so you can warm your hands while pushing it. Best regards, RA1 JKane, AdamSmith and lookin 3 Quote
Members MsGuy Posted February 13, 2014 Members Posted February 13, 2014 Different strokes for different folks: wayout and AdamSmith 2 Quote
Members wayout Posted February 13, 2014 Members Posted February 13, 2014 Carrying on the theme a bit..... MsGuy and AdamSmith 2 Quote
AdamSmith Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 Another coffee:men analogy is the old (true ) hot, strong, black and rich! wayout 1 Quote
Members JKane Posted February 13, 2014 Members Posted February 13, 2014 MsGuy, wayout and AdamSmith 3 Quote
AdamSmith Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 No laughing matter down here today... Quote
