Members lookin Posted November 7, 2013 Members Posted November 7, 2013 An older woman comes to the doctor complaining that she's passing gas all the time. They're quiet, thank goodness, so nobody knows it's me, and they're completely odorless. It's just that I know it's me and I feel like everyone's staring. Here, try these pills, says the doctor, and come back in a couple of weeks. When she returns, she's no happier. Not only am I still passing gas constantly, but now they're starting to smell just awful! Fortunately, they still don't make any noise so I'm getting away with it. Well, says the doctor, it looks like your sinuses are clearing up OK. Now let's see what we can do about your hearing. Lucky, AdamSmith and MsGuy 3 Quote
Members MsGuy Posted November 7, 2013 Members Posted November 7, 2013 .Well, says the doctor, it looks like your sinuses are clearing up OK. Now let's see what we can do about your hearing. hahahahahahahaha... Wait! Are you trying to tell me something, lookin? lookin 1 Quote
Members lookin Posted November 7, 2013 Members Posted November 7, 2013 Wait! Are you trying to tell me something, lookin? No, (per another old wheeze) I'm trying not to tell you something. AdamSmith and MsGuy 2 Quote
AdamSmith Posted November 7, 2013 Posted November 7, 2013 Letterman: "Obama is in so much trouble he called Hillary Clinton and said, 'Can you start early?'” Quote
