AdamSmith Posted July 20, 2013 Posted July 20, 2013 (What this says about our dear hitoall is left as an exercise for the reader. ) Quote
Members RA1 Posted July 20, 2013 Members Posted July 20, 2013 This reminds me of some actual advice from an attorney who was a personal friend. If you are driving along after some drinks and get stopped, take from your glove compartment a half pint of liquor and chug-a-lug it in front of an officer. Your excuse being you were so nervous from being stopped that you had to have a drink. Then, they can arrest you for public intoxication but not DUI. He didn't say it was "good" advice. Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote
Members RA1 Posted July 20, 2013 Members Posted July 20, 2013 One addendum. I learned we are all responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities OR POLICITIANS. Best regards, RA1 wayout 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 ...Probably should have put this in the Political Joke thread. Quote
AdamSmith Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 5 Russian drinking jokes A Gentleman comes to the shop and asked,- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.After Half an hour l he comes again and asked again,- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.After hour he comes again and asked to the shopkeeper- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of... of Sprite. It seems Coca-cola makes me sick! A patient went to a doctor. Patient was suffering from insomnia, nervous breakdown and Depression. After some checking the doctor said,Doctor: This medicine is for insomnia, this one is for nervous break-down, and also take this one for depression. Patient: Thank you very much, doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides vodka? Two friends Went in a bar and ordered bee. One of them adds:- Make sure the mug is clean!After a minute the waiter brings two beer mugs and asks:- Which of you ordered beer in a clean mug? Tell us, what forces you to drink vodka every day?- Nothing. I'm a volunteer. The Traffic police stops a car.Policeman asked the man, Have you drunk vodka today?Driver: No.Policeman: Breathe into the tube... Well, no alcohol is detected... Maybe the tube is broken… (breathes into the tube himself) No, it's working! wayout and RA1 2 Quote
