Members RA1 Posted May 30, 2013 Members Posted May 30, 2013 Dorothy Parker? Best regards, RA1 TotallyOz 1 Quote
Members RA1 Posted May 30, 2013 Members Posted May 30, 2013 Sometimes I believe there is a different order to this sequence. Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith and wayout 2 Quote
AdamSmith Posted May 30, 2013 Posted May 30, 2013 Dorothy Parker? Yes, that qualifies as witty & sarcastic. RA1 1 Quote
Members wayout Posted May 30, 2013 Members Posted May 30, 2013 Sometimes I believe there is a different order to this sequence. Best regards, RA1 Probably any combination of the three in a sequence make sense and has happened to someone at some point AdamSmith and RA1 2 Quote
AdamSmith Posted May 30, 2013 Posted May 30, 2013 Indeed. I have gone through more than one sequence of the three myself. Quote
Members RA1 Posted May 30, 2013 Members Posted May 30, 2013 No fair doing all the different sequences and then, starting over. Although I suppose starting over is the beginning of each sequence, isn't it? Best regards, RA1 Quote
Members RA1 Posted May 30, 2013 Members Posted May 30, 2013 What is the difference between a very bad driver and one talking on the phone? Answer: Not much. Likely this has been discussed more than once before but it boggles my mind that we all can easily observe other drivers and their poor performance but apparently everyone thinks this only applies to others. We can do it. Well, no, we can't. We all either get in one lane, tail gate and ignore what we should be doing. Or, we drive at a speed different from the flow of traffic, usually slower. Again, ignoring all driving except to keep moving and basically go straight ahead. This is illegal in many states and stupid in all of them. Being the hopeless romantic and optimist that I am, I am hoping that one day there will be the same relative recognition for not phoning while driving that there is for the use of seat belts of which I observe to be highly used. Best regards, RA1 Quote
Guest Hoover42 Posted May 31, 2013 Posted May 31, 2013 I'd love to see a version of this chart for men. Or would that make no sense at all? Quote
Guest Hoover42 Posted May 31, 2013 Posted May 31, 2013 One of the things that makes English such a mess is also what makes it such a great language for literature, namely the richness that comes from having three (or slightly more) source languages rattling around inside it. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_English_language And don't forget...great for spelling bees! Quote
AdamSmith Posted June 1, 2013 Posted June 1, 2013 (For the record, yr umble correspondent is a Leo douchebag. ) wayout 1 Quote
Members wayout Posted June 1, 2013 Members Posted June 1, 2013 Finally a horoscope that is accurate, for me at least.....An Awkward Fucktard, lol AdamSmith 1 Quote
Members RA1 Posted June 1, 2013 Members Posted June 1, 2013 And don't forget...great for spelling bees! Another example. I don't think I have ever seen a bee spell anything. Best regards, RA1 wayout and AdamSmith 2 Quote
Members RA1 Posted June 1, 2013 Members Posted June 1, 2013 Whiny Bimbo. Do I have to qualify on both counts? Do I have to? Tell me, do I have to? Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith and wayout 2 Quote
Members wayout Posted June 2, 2013 Members Posted June 2, 2013 Top 10 Country Western Songs 10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine. 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few. 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'. 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win. 5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here. 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him. 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger. 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer. And the Number One Country & Western song is: 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day long. lookin, RA1 and AdamSmith 3 Quote
Members RA1 Posted June 6, 2013 Members Posted June 6, 2013 The last 3 are too close to home for comment. Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted June 6, 2013 Posted June 6, 2013 Maybe this one really belongs in the Political Joke thread, the way things are going... Quote
AdamSmith Posted June 6, 2013 Posted June 6, 2013 For hitoall ... one down, two to work on! wayout 1 Quote
