Guest hitoallusa Posted April 30, 2013 Posted April 30, 2013 Jesus dying on the cross represents reconciliation to me. His death opens our heart and let us have faith that God wi be with us no matter what, IMHO.. Sin.png Quote
Guest hitoallusa Posted May 1, 2013 Posted May 1, 2013 Maybe it stays sparkling clean... You can add color to the water like blue? Eek... Quote
AdamSmith Posted May 1, 2013 Posted May 1, 2013 Maybe it stays sparkling clean... So long as you don't use it!! Just pee out the window, like in college when the loo was too far to crawl? You can add color to the water like blue? Think the color might be more like this... Quote
Guest hitoallusa Posted May 1, 2013 Posted May 1, 2013 Well get a divorce instead... It is much better for both of them... Quote
AdamSmith Posted May 1, 2013 Posted May 1, 2013 Well get a divorce instead... It is much better for both of them... Sometimes you can't afford a divorce. Believe me! Quote
AdamSmith Posted May 2, 2013 Posted May 2, 2013 ...again, not a joke at all for dog people. TotallyOz 1 Quote
Members RA1 Posted May 9, 2013 Members Posted May 9, 2013 Jack Benny? Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted May 10, 2013 Posted May 10, 2013 ...from Broke Straight Boys TV. JKane, MsGuy and RA1 3 Quote
Guest FourAces Posted May 10, 2013 Posted May 10, 2013 ok i am not a joke fan more into satire humor but someone sent this to me today and thought it was kind of amusing. A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat .. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston " He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name.." "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba." Quote
