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Guest hitoallusa
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And religion brings peace and happiness to one's life.. It's better than penis since it lasts..^_^

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And religion brings peace and happiness to one's life.. It's better than penis since it lasts.. :smile:

I intend for my penis to last at least as long as I do, thank you very much!

:P

Guest hitoallusa
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Lol.. A proper lady never has sex in her dress...^_^

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Lol.. A proper lady never has sex in her dress... :smile:

Ma cherie! When one is out at the club getting a lap dance, sometimes sex in public requires one to remain more or less discretely clothed during the act.

Guest hitoallusa
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It sounds like a cheesy love note in a chick flick... Lol.. But I love it... AS were you thinking of me??? ^_^

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It sounds like a cheesy love note in a chick flick... Lol.. But I love it... AS were you thinking of me??? :smile:

What do you think? :question:

(See also post below. :lol: )

Guest hitoallusa
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Lol.. That's one of things I dream about.. I would love my children whatever they look like though... Children are blessings.. One child is too lonely so I would say I want five kids... But to support them well I need a lot of money... I'm not David Beckham though...

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