TotallyOz Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 How To Prepare Your Boy Toy For His First Anal Invasion Let's face it - young guys are hot. Newly out of the closet, they want to get their gay on. They can fuck all night, their young bodies are beautiful to touch and look at, and it's fun to initiate them into the wonderful world of gay sex. These are just a few of the reasons why we love them so much. But, there can be one downside to picking up a fresh-faced new boy toy: If they are 18 or 19 (which, what a coincidence, is when many of them are at their most desirable), then they've probably done some experimenting in high school. They have certainly given some hand jobs, and most of them have given head. But, what many of them haven't done is gotten properly fucked up the ass yet. Sure, they may have tried, but their fellow high school friends probably didn't know what they were doing and things probably didn't get too far until they stopped before getting balls-deep in ass. Yet, you know you want to fuck him and you know that he needs to be fucked if he's going to be a proper boy toy and earn all those cocktails and nice dinners you buy him. So, it's your job as the sexperienced fag to teach him how to take it like a man right up his tight little puckered ass. This means that it's going to be your job to be his anal advisory. It's a hard job, but somebody has to do it. Plus, it's always fun to be the first to get inside. So, let's spend a little time today, my fabulous fags, talking about just how to break him in right. The first thing you are going to have to do is tell him that you aren't going to do it without wearing a condom. This may sound hard to believe for those of us in the older generation, but many young gays don't think they need to use protection. They didn't grow up with friends dying from HIV, so they don't think of it as a real threat. Therefore, they'll want to take it bare and while that's going to be tempting, you can't let them have it. The habits you teach them now will last a lifetime, so they need to get used to latex love. The second thing you are going to have to teach them about is prepping themselves for the actual sexperience. Many of them will not have thought through anal sex as much as they should have. This means that they won't know it's a good idea for them to clean themselves out before you stick it where the sun don't shine. So, buy some enemas and explain to them how they can use them to make things all nice and tidy. Along with this type of prep work, it's a good idea to buy a small dildo. You probably don't want the first thing to ever go up their ass to be your cock. Instead, during your make-out sessions, start using the dildo on their ass so they get used to having something up there. Spend at least three or four nights stimulating them this way before you move on to your pink torpedo. You'll also have to teach them about the benefits of lube. Remember, sexual education in America sucks right now, and many of them may have no idea that they need to get everything all slippery-slidey before tab A goes into slot B. You can train them in how to use lube when you are training them to accept the dildo. The advice I always give a new boy toy is, Imagine how much lube you think you need, and then double it! Now show them how to put a condom on a man. And make sure you tell them to always put the condom on the guy themselves because while you won't try to stealth them, other guys in the future will, and you want to look out for their best interests in the long term. Remember, each new generation is born HIV free; it's the older generation that passes it on to them. But with proper condom training, we can make this a thing of the past. Once your boy toy has mastered cleaning himself out, learned to take a dildo, knows about condoms and can lube himself up, it's time to get him prepared for the anal invasion. Again, advice that may seem obvious to you won't seem so obvious to him: Before the first time you do it, discuss the pros and cons of using poppers with him. While everything will probably go more smoothly with poppers, it has to be his choice whether or not he wants to be a little high when he loses his cherry. Give him the information, and then respect his decision. Then ask him if he wants you to rim him before you make first entry. Some younger guys may be squeamish about this, so it's their decision and not yours. You can always bring it up again in the future when they are more sexperienced. Make sure they know it's not going to be like porn, where your dick slides in in about two seconds. They should be prepared for it to be a time-consuming process. And, on your end, be prepared to stick your dick in very, very slowly to give them enough time to accommodate it. Now, tell them to take deep breaths as you start to move inside. Make them relax their body to accept the invader. The most important advice of all is to tell them to push out, while you push in. Yes, I know that we all know how to do that, but it's not an intuitive thing; it is something that needs to be explained if they are going to enjoy things. Once you get to the bottom (pun intended!) and your balls are resting on their ass, stop moving entirely. Tell them to take more deep breaths and let you know when they are ready for the actual fucking. Then, let them know that they will be in the lead. Start out with small strokes, and wait for them to encourage you to speed up. In no time at all, they will be used to the sinful sensation and ready for more. When you finish they are probably going to be a bit emotionally wiped out, so cuddle with them and let them know you care. Keep this advice in mind, and you'll own their ass in no time. cc boytoy.com 2013 flipao and JKane 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members flipao Posted February 18, 2013 Members Share Posted February 18, 2013 very useful report, thank you! TotallyOz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBottomBoy Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Awesome. TotallyOz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Oz I wish I had you for my first time.. This post made me almost cry.. So thoughtful and caring sex... It's better than a chick flick... Once you get to the bottom (pun intended!) and your balls are resting on their ass, stop moving entirely. Tell them to take more deep breaths and let you know when they are ready for the actual fucking. Then, let them know that they will be in the lead. Start out with small strokes, and wait for them to encourage you to speed up. In no time at all, they will be used to the sinful sensation and ready for more. When you finish they are probably going to be a bit emotionally wiped out, so cuddle with them and let them know you care. Keep this advice in mind, and you'll own their ass in no time. cc boytoy.com 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Suckrates Posted February 18, 2013 Members Share Posted February 18, 2013 It usually easier to teach a puppy to sit up and BEG ! TotallyOz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted February 18, 2013 Author Share Posted February 18, 2013 Oz I wish I had you for my first time.. This post made me almost cry.. So thoughtful and caring sex... It's better than a chick flick... You are sweet. But, this was just advice. My way to do it is to shove it in, finish, get up shower and get the fuck out before they want to cuddle. Speed and agility are of the essence. jk It usually easier to teach a puppy to sit up and BEG !Depends on how many treats you are willing to offer. The right incentive works for most. AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBottomBoy Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Oz is rough trade! TotallyOz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Oh my Oz... I need to sue you along with anonymous fairy tale writers.. I will find the descendants of the writers and let them compensate people for breaking their heart with unrealistic stories... Maybe if I trace your ancestry, you might be related to the author of Sleeping Beauty! The problem is proving you are related... Aha! You both tell unrealistic fairy tales that make an innocent girl's heart melt!!! The case is solved. See you at court.. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted February 18, 2013 Author Share Posted February 18, 2013 Oh my Oz... I need to sue you along with anonymous fairy tale writers.. I will find the descendants of the writers and let them compensate people for breaking their heart with unrealistic stories... Maybe if I trace your ancestry, you might be related to the author of Sleeping Beauty! The problem is proving you are related... Aha! You both tell unrealistic fairy tales that makes an innocent girl's heart melt!!! The case is solved. See you at court.. Lol haha So sorry I spoiled your fairy tale. If it is any consolation, when I get up to bolt, I put on a pair of fabulous shoes to make the bolt more like lightening. (Think Jimmy Choo for Drag Queens) AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Ha! Too late... First thing when I go to heaven I will find all those fairy tale writers and ask them why those princesses had to be all pretty... I will show them what it is like to live with a plain princess for eternity... Oz don't worry your time will come too. You just wait! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Ha! Too late... First thing when I go to heaven I will find all those fairy tale writers and ask them why those princesses had to be all pretty... I will show them what it is like to live with a plain princess for eternity... Oz don't worry your time will come too. You just wait! Hah! Wnat makes you think that the Brothers Grimm would be allowed into heaven? Much less Oz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Jesus said the kingdom of God belongs to those who are like these children ( I need my MsGuy to find me the exact verses... I do hope he is doing ok) I am not sure who he was actually referring to but I see children in me, Oz and you... As long as we have faith I believe anything is possible.. In physics there is something called multiverse.. A different scenario of my life might be playing in some other universe is possibility... That means endless possibilities for us..I can be a girl, boy or Kate Middleton lol... I always wondered what might happen to little babies who die without knowing Jesus... I came to the conclusion that if I feel sympathy for them then God does too so he must have a plan for them within his power.. I do hope there is something better after this life and if not let's achieve something better for our next generation so they can do the same... If anyone of end up in heaven let's not forget each other... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted February 18, 2013 Author Share Posted February 18, 2013 fairy tale Jesus said I see your point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Watch out Oz.. We might be a couple in another universe and I might influence my strings (string theory) so that my wife self nags you more.. It's always good to be nice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RA1 Posted February 18, 2013 Members Share Posted February 18, 2013 Hah! Wnat makes you think that the Brothers Grimm would be allowed into heaven? Much less Oz! I have always thought the yellow brick road after Kansas would somehow to go heaven. After all, anything after Kansas HAS to be heaven, doesn't it? I have not so far factored in any Danish, either baked goods or fairey tales. But, I am willing. Best regards, RA1 TotallyOz and AdamSmith 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted February 19, 2013 Author Share Posted February 19, 2013 I am glad some of you like this. Thank you. Are there are other suggestions you guys would give? flipao 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest parisrio2000 Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 I always thought assfucking would be like this, http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/highschool/locker-room-lesson/locker-room-lesson-1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Oh my it is completely missing a bed spreaders with rose petals and cuddling... I would probably can live without sex... Just cuddle, kissing and conversation will be enough... That will be my ideal prince.. I always thought assfucking would be like this, http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/highschool/locker-room-lesson/locker-room-lesson-1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBottomBoy Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 In heaven you can fuck without condoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 I'm not sure whether there will be sex in heaven... We will be all holy... In heaven you can fuck without condoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBottomBoy Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 If I can't get bare dick in heaven, I don't want to be there. AdamSmith and JKane 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 holy... I can barely resist. But I will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 I personally have not been to one so don't give up your hope... If I can't get bare dick in heaven, I don't want to be there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBottomBoy Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 "To one?" You think there is more than one heaven? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 "To one?" You think there is more than one heaven? One can hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
