Members wayout Posted February 21, 2013 Members Share Posted February 21, 2013 The Vatican has scheduled my job interview for Thursday. I told them in my resume that I get down on my knees and worship more often than anyone I know. Good luck on your interview today BBB. Please give us a blow by blow account of how it went and if it was hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 I wish I were there BBB, I could have ironed your gown(?) or whatever you have to put on for the interview.. Don't be too prophetic.. You might be martyred even before you try to reform the Catholic Church... Just smile a lot and yes or no should be enough.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBottomBoy Posted February 21, 2013 Author Share Posted February 21, 2013 It went well. They gave me some robes and hats to try on at home and I'm supposed to come back and do a try out by blessing the cardinals next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBottomBoy Posted February 21, 2013 Author Share Posted February 21, 2013 They seemed enthusiastic about my opinions on buggery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wayout Posted February 21, 2013 Members Share Posted February 21, 2013 It went well. They gave me some robes and hats to try on at home and I'm supposed to come back and do a try out by blessing the cardinals next week. For your blessing, may I suggest: Sit vis vobiscum ('may the force be with you) I hope that when you become pope you will consider changing the color of the robes you use...perhaps neon green or pink? or maybe rainbow striped? Of course, it all depends on what your color is that looks best on you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 I can't understand it at all... AS, can you explain to me or at least five tour interpretation of it? What I posted is a parody of the book The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kahlil_Gibran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Wasn't "Jonathan Fliegel Chicken" written by Schiller? ROFL One can just see Ludwig van choosing Jonathan Livingston Seagull as his text, had he lived now. Schiller was sort of the Leonard Cohen of his day, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBottomBoy Posted February 22, 2013 Author Share Posted February 22, 2013 Yes he was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 In case one should need such a reference: the Popes, the whole Popes, and nothing but the Popes... http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/2013/feb/13/popes-full-list https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Atd-cI3FRr1jdEdOS1pCZkE3M0pkZmRJNHpmZXlkN2c&usp=sharing#gid=0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rimchair Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 It's past time for the Disney Corporation to buy this tiny city and open a second European park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 BBB and others in Europe, did you know a out this??? http://news.yahoo.com/did-cross-dressing-priest-sex-ring-bring-down-174300640--politics.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lucky Posted February 23, 2013 Members Share Posted February 23, 2013 The NY Daily news is also headlining the gay scandal. Was it not enough for priests to have molested little boys? They have to bring down the pope too? http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/pope-resignation-linked-gay-conclave-report-article-1.1271328 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBottomBoy Posted February 23, 2013 Author Share Posted February 23, 2013 So which escorts who come here were doing the cardinals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 I thought you might have a clue... I don't think the escorts involved won't tell... It's against their business code to do that.. But in the article they threatened the priest... I knew it when those half naked guys appeared in front of the priests for a show.. So which escorts who come here were doing the cardinals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBottomBoy Posted February 23, 2013 Author Share Posted February 23, 2013 Do you have any idea what a British tabloid would pay a male escort to talk about getting fucked by a cardinal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Then why hasn't it happened yet? Better deals from priests..?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBottomBoy Posted February 23, 2013 Author Share Posted February 23, 2013 Give it time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...