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Pope Resigns

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The Vatican has scheduled my job interview for Thursday. I told them in my resume that I get down on my knees and worship more often than anyone I know.

Good luck on your interview today BBB. Please give us a blow by blow account of how it went and if it was hard.

Guest hitoallusa
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I wish I were there BBB, I could have ironed your gown(?) or whatever you have to put on for the interview.. Don't be too prophetic.. You might be martyred even before you try to reform the Catholic Church... Just smile a lot and yes or no should be enough..

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It went well.

They gave me some robes and hats to try on at home and I'm supposed to come back and do a try out by blessing the cardinals next week.

For your blessing, may I suggest: Sit vis vobiscum ('may the force be with you)

I hope that when you become pope you will consider changing the color of the robes you use...perhaps neon green or pink? or maybe rainbow striped? Of course, it all depends on what your color is that looks best on you ^_^

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Wasn't "Jonathan Fliegel Chicken" written by Schiller?

ROFL

One can just see Ludwig van choosing Jonathan Livingston Seagull as his text, had he lived now. Schiller was sort of the Leonard Cohen of his day, no?

Guest rimchair
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It's past time for the Disney Corporation to buy this tiny city and open a second European park.

Guest hitoallusa
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I thought you might have a clue... I don't think the escorts involved won't tell... It's against their business code to do that.. But in the article they threatened the priest... I knew it when those half naked guys appeared in front of the priests for a show..

So which escorts who come here were doing the cardinals?

Guest hitoallusa
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Then why hasn't it happened yet? Better deals from priests..??

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