January 16, 201313 yr http://starwarsblog.starwars.com/index.php/2013/01/15/planet-earth-abandons-death-star-project-in-face-of-superior-galactic-imperial-power/ IMPERIAL CENTER, CORUSCANT – The overwhelming military superiority of the Galactic Empire has been confirmed once again by the recent announcement by the President of the United States that his nation would not attempt to build a Death Star, despite the bellicose demands of the people of his tiny, aggressive planet. “It is doubtless that such a technological terror in the hands of so primitive a world would be used to upset the peace and sanctity of the citizens of the Galactic Empire,“ said Governor Wilhuff Tarkin of the Outer Rim Territories. “Such destructive power can only be wielded to protect and defend by so enlightened a leader as Emperor Palpatine.” Representatives on behalf of the nation-state leader from the unimaginatively named planet refused to acknowledge the obvious cowardice of their choice, preferring instead to attribute the decision to fiscal responsibility. “The costs of construction they cited were ridiculously overestimated, though I suppose we must keep in mind that this miniscule planet does not have our massive means of production,” added Admiral Conan Motti of the Imperial Starfleet. Emissaries of the Emperor also caution any seditious elements within the Galactic Senate not to believe Earth’s exaggerated claims of there being a weakness in the Death Star design. “Any attacks made upon such a station — should one ever be built — would be a useless gesture,” added Motti.
January 16, 201313 yr I am the new Princess Leah fighting against the galactic empire! Bring it on Palpatine!
January 16, 201313 yr I am the new Princess Leah fighting against the galactic empire! Bring it on Palpatine! After you grow your hair out, I will plait it for you into those sticky buns she wore on the sides of her head. You will however have to pay for your own breast and ass implants.
January 16, 201313 yr What's a husband for?? I am not beautifying myself for me but for you dear.. Which credit card can I use?? After you grow your hair out, I will plait it for you into those sticky buns she wore on the sides of her head. You will however have to pay for your own breast and ass implants.
January 16, 201313 yr If I said I like you the way you are, I suppose you would just call me a cheapskate.
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